No shirt, no shoes, no salvation
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"God must have been very pleased."
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"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
"That's just so God."
A church with a sign that reads "No electioneering beyond this point".
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"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"
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Follow God On Twitter
"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"
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"Love the work you've been doing with the Church recently."
"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"
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"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
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"Sometimes I wonder if we haven't carried ecumenism a bit too far."
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"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."
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That New-Time Religion
"It's a brand-new religion based on balancing the budget."
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Today's semon by the Rev. Robert Smith (Never on TV)
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"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."
"Talk about Byzantine - try pulling a permit for a flying buttress in this neighborhood."
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"How's my praying?"
"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"
"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."
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Subcontracts with America.
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"I see the radiator's Baroque again."
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"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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