"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."
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"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
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"Get me everything on everybody."
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"Looks like an inside job."
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"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."
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"You really think this will work?"
"It's a limited operation. We're going from the frying pan into the fire."
"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"
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"Go ahead, waterboard me."