A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
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"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."
Tags:clown car, clown cars, car, cars, used car, used cars, used car lot, used car lots, salesman, car sales, car salesmen, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, ideal, clown, clowns, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, small car, small cars, coupe, coupes
In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza
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Clown car full of policemen
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The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
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Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder
Carrot Throwing Act
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"I have to admit, sometimes I laugh on the inside too."
"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"
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"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"
Tags:cannon, cannonball, human cannonball, human cannon, cannons, salesman, salesperson, salespeople, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, used car, used cars, question, questions, cliche, cliches, match, matches, matching, car owner, car owners, circus, circus act, circus acts, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, stuntperson, stuntpeople, stunt person, stunt people, stunt man, stunt men
"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."
"On your left."
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"By the way you stand, I guessed you were a dancer."
"I was a human cannonball. That's how I landed here in Weehawken."
Tags:alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, circus, circus act, circuses, circus acts, human cannonball, human cannonballs, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, weehawken, township, townships, new jersey
"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."
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"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, condiments, cookout, cookouts, bbq, barbecue, grill, grilling, circus, circus act, family, families
A tightrope walker is thrown off by birds landing on one side of his balancing pole.
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"It's new all right, but it's not very exciting."
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"Come on, Boffo, it's time to get into your costume!"
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Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)
"If I ever start showing signs of Stockholm syndrome, kill me."
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The Inhuman Cannonball
"It appears to be some kind of wireless technology."
Bobo's Barber Shop