"What's the next best medicine?"
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"It's a balloon reminder that all joy is fleeting."
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"I could do that."
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"I'm sending it back. This doesn't taste funny at all."
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Clown car lane: 10 or more.
"Seltzer . . . seltzer!"
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"Actually, it's a very funny story."
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"It's $20 more for a funny ending."
"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."
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Cinderella and Charming the Clown
"I have to admit, sometimes I laugh on the inside too."
"Alas, poor Bozo."
"Let me slip into something more humorous."
"It looks good from out here, but once you get inside it's pretty sad."
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"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."
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"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."
"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."
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"You give me permission to laugh."
"Just even it out."
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"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."
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"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."
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"I charge according to the size of the target."
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"There's some clown to see you, Sir."
"Nevermind that; just get me a beer."
"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."