"What's the next best medicine?"
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"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"
"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."
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"I knew I smelled something funny."
"Is everything O.K., sir?"
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A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.
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Clown with a balloon animal as a pet
A man jumps from the frying pan into the fire.
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A clown and a boy look at a balloon animal in a zoo.
"I know you probably hear this all the time, but I've got a great idea for a balloon animal."
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"It seems some days like I make a little progress, then other days it seems like I'm not getting anywhere at all."
Picasso at Cirque du Soleil
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"Of course, what I'd really like to do is direct."
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"I'm running away to join the Cirque du Soleil."
"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."
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"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"
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The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head
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"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
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"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"
Cream Pie Joust
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Clown Car Lane: 10 or More
"All right, spit it out and let's try again."
"I'm sending it back. This doesn't taste funny at all."
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