Citizens Cartoons

"I think, Your Majesty, that you are perceived as an élitist."

"You people are crazy about Batman—ask him."

"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."

"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."

"You know, I've never actually seen your birth certificate."

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."

"It's true that I promised you my kingdom for a horse, but I've changed my mind."

"At least the peasants are fat and happy."

"If they don't quit complaining, you could threaten them with democracy."

"I don't know what's going on, either, sire, but I don't like the look of it."

"When I was your age we didn't have mouths."

"You may approach the giant novelty chair."

"How do you feel about staying in power?"

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"I welcome the discussion."

"Before I read our verdict, I'd like to announce that as soon as court adjourns, some of us will be appearing on television to discuss the case, and we hope you'll all tune in."

"Despots don't come any more benevolent than this."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"The peasants are mercilessly ridiculing you online."

"This is great, but, ultimately, it's all about jobs."

"Your Honor, it would be a hardship for me to sit on a long, non-celebrity trial.

"I know - what if I promise them change?"

"Um, O.K., yes, Boardwalk for Connecticut Avenue."

"It's Bob and Margaret from down the hall. They're starting the fourteenth floor militia. Do we want to join?

"Didn't I just usher in an era of good feeling?"