City Life Cartoons

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Birds of Manhattan

"I'm looking for something that will keep people away from me on the subway."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I guess that's the price of living in Toronto."

"Wow, you're right—this is hard."

"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."

Umbrella Offenders

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

"It's O.K. I didn't marry you for your parking karma."

"I told your parents I would convert."

Alien looks into an open sewer that is actually a porthole to the universe.

People on the street pass by gravestones of shops that have shut down.

"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

"City kids."

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

Bronx and Battery

"It would behoove you to remember that our passenger-side airbag has been disconnected."

Housing Prices

"The fresh mountain air is starting to depress me."