"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."
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"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
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"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."
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Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization
The road from incarceration back to civilization can be rocky
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The Day They Invented Papyrus
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"Our civilization is thousands of years more advanced than yours, yet still sort of kitschy."
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"And then, at the height of their power, they seem to have succumbed to a mysterious people known as 'the bottom-line types.'"
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"So far, the collapse of civilization hasn't particularly affected my life style."
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"You're awfully tame this evening."
"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."
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"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."
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"I'm from the future."
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"Hey! It says here that civilization as you know it has come to an end, but don't worry. Civilization as I know it is about to take over."
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