Clairvoyant Cartoons

Clairvoyant Cartoons

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"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."

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"Benedict will learn that Shana is his daughter. Mike will resign from the police force because of his involvement with Carla. Jim will share a kiss with Nora after accusing Hope of having a fling with Nate to spite Derek. Philip and his sidekick Addis

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"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

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"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

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The Projecting Psychic

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"You will make the same foolish mistakes you have made before, not only once but many, many times again."

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"You have to shake it up if you want to see it snow again."

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"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"

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"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

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"You will always be a hero, but you will never be a superhero."

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"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."

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"There will be an enormous fly in your future!"

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"It's just like she said it would happen."

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"This is very mysterious. I can't seem to pick up anything at all about you, but I see 'Ivan the Terrible' coming to the Thalia."

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"Interesting guy. He predicted the collapse this year of the Mets, the Giants, and the Soviet Union."

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'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

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'Sorry it's taking so long to load. I'm still on dial-up.'

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'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

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Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

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I channeled John Dewey. He says if you want to be a good teacher, don't teach reading and writing. Teach students.

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'What can I tell you, we're short-staffed.'

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Reader of the Occult.

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'Should I buy or sell?'

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Snow Globe Fortune Teller

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'...and you cannot change a thing, as you are completely controlled by your genes.'

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