"Thanks. It's vintage."
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"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."
The Innumerate Seven
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A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.
Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.
"It's dull now, but at the end they smash their instruments and set fire to the chairs."
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"Then what happened?"
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"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."
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"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."
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Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without His Cat.
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"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"
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"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"
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"Some Debussy, Igor."
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"Careful now. It's fragile."
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"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."
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"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."
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The True Story Of Vanilla Pudding
"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."
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"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"
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"Two out of three."
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"Sonata for Three Frogs"
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