Classics Cartoons

Rehabilitated At Last

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

The Innumerate Seven

Fall Classic

"It gets easier the second time."

Medusa's Hairbrush

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

Tiny Tim, who did not die, grows up to marry Little Nell, who did not die, either.

"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"

"Then what happened?"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

"Now, whaddaya say we chase some cars."

All-Verbal Westerns

Sydney Carton Refuses To Go To The Guillotine Without His Cat.

"Mom, Dad's been on eBay again!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Don't you know anything but 'Afternoon of a Faun'?"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"Another false start for the Western philosophical tradition."

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"