"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spring cleaning, cleaning, clean, organizing, organising, reorganizing, reorganising, re-organizing, re-organising, organise, organize, re-organise, re-organize, reorganise, reorganize, clean up, clear out, clearing out, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, possession, possessions, stuff, item, items, too much stuff, get rid of, housework, gardening, keep, keeping"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
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bogeyman, bogeywoman, boogeyman, boogeywoman, boogiewoman, boogieman, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bachelor, bachelors, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, myth, myths, men, man, clean, cleaning, dust, dusty, women, woman"It's a perfect day to reorganize those closets!"
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insect, insects, bug, bugs, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, clothes, clothing, chore, chores, cleaning, clean, cleanup, organize, organise, organized, organised, organizing, organising, spring cleaning, reorganise, reorganize, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, talking bug, talking bugs, talking insect, talking insects, talking cockroach, talking cockroaches"Is that all you can say—'It's not messy'?"
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artist, artists, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, unimpressed, unimpressive, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, criticise, criticising, critical, mess, messy, clean, tidy, clean lines, modernism, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downsSign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
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religion, religious, secular, secularism, god, god's country, road, roads, road sign, road sign, sign, signs, signage, street, sight, street signs, mountain, mountains, forest, forests, woods, wild, wilderness, nature, natural, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, view, environment, pristine, clean, word play, wordplay"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
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hair, drain, drains, clean, cleaning, cleans, stress, stressful, stresses, plumbing, plumbs, plumbers, issue, issues, hairs, psychological, psychology, stress issues, drainage, draining, hair falling out, falling out, clog, clogging, clogsSecrets of Adulthood.
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adulthood, adult, adults, secret, secrets, secretive, secret, chore, chores, kid, kids, child, children, lie, lies, experience, experiences, life experiences, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, change a lightbulb, generic product, generic products, clean, cleaning, stain, stains, tide, tides, understand, understanding, understood, pencil, pencilsWhy Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows"Do you want a clean one?"
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hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene regulations, bad hygiene, street food, cheap food, break, lunch break, food break, break time, breaktime, hygiene practices, poor hygiene practices, bad hygiene practices, food poisoning, clean, cleanly, cleanliness, pushcart, pushcarts, hot dog pushcart, hot dog pushcarts, hotdog, hotdogs, street food, push cart, push carts, street cuisine, urban street food, urban cuisine"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."
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police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, proof, crime, crime scene, crime scenes, forensics, scene of the crime, murder, murders, homicide, death, corpse, corpses, body, bodies, dead body, dead bodies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, tidy, neat, bag, bags, clean, criminal, criminals, murderer, murderers, helpful"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
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slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, dust, dust bust, clean, cleaning, dusting, tidy, tidying, masculinity, stereotype, stereotypes, masculine, holster, holstered"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."
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office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, employer, employers, employee, employees, custodian, custodians, janitor, janitors, clean, cleaner, cleaners, clean up, clean ups, monument, monuments, statues, statue, sculpture, sculptures, broken, broke, accident, accidents, destroy, destroyed"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
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unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, misery, miserable, depressed, depression, depressing, clinical depression, reflection, reflections, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, spotless, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, torment, soul, souls, tormented, plate, plates, washing up, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, analyst, analysts, id, freud, freudian"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
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kitchen, kitchens, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, food preparation, preparing food, food safety, food hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, health hazard, health hazards, dangerous, risky, contamination, bacteria, germs, food poisoning, clean, cleanliness, washing hands, handwashing, hand washing, wash, washing, soup, meat, salads, salad, meal, meals, meal preparation, bad chef, bad chefs"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, car dealership, car dealerships, dealership, dealerships, showroom, showrooms, car salesman, car salesmen, salesmen, salesman, eco, eco-friendly, environment, environmental, environmentally friendly, green, clean, green energy, clean energy, alternative fuel, alternative fuels, alternative energy, alternative energies, fuel, fuels, hybrid, hybrids, cooking oil, recycled cooking oil, recycled, oil, peanut allergy, peanut allergies, allergy, allergies, buying a car, modern life, transportation"He's clean."
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gate of heaven, pearly gates, pearl gates, st peter, st. peter, heaven, the afterlife, afterlife, life after death, saint peter, angel, angels, policemen, policeman, police men, police man, police officer, police officers, police search, police searches, spot check, spot checks, clean, security check, security checks, border control, border check, border checks, border securityGondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
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gondolier, gondoliers, gondola, gondolas, leaf skimmer, leaf skimmers, leaf skimming, skimmed, leaf, leaves, clean, cleaning, cleans, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, fall, autumn, falls, autumns, swim, swims, venice, venetian, extravagant, extravagance"You are so organized!"
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organized, organization, organised, organisation, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, clean, shelves, shelf, shelving, bookcase, storage, storing, neat, tidy, orderly, family, families, anxiety, anxious, mental illness, mentally ill, compartment, compartmentalising, compartmentalizing, clean, cleans, cleanliness, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, neat freak, neat freaks, clean freak, clean freaksWild Window Washers
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window washer, window washers, wash, washer, washers, clean, cleaner, cleaners, windshield, windshield wiper, windshield wipers, car wash, car washes, car, cars, animal, animals, bear, bears, woods, forest, forests, nature, customer service, work, worker, workers, workplace, job, jobsDish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh
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dishes, dish, dish soap, soaps, soapy, clean, cleaning, cleans, cleanliness, schadenfreude, unsympathetic, soap dish, soap dishes, dishes, chores, chore, housekeeping, housekeeper, upkeep, dish washing, dishwashing, wash, washes, washing"The white buffalo protects us from evil spirits and brings good fortune in the harvest, but it's almost impossible to keep clean."
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whie buffalo, spirituality, spiritual, spiritually, harvest, religions, religion, religious, stain, stains, stain removal, stain remover, american indian, cleaning, clean, cleaner, cleanly, cleanliness, bleach, white, whiteness, rug, rugs, carpet, carpets, native, natives, indigenous, indigenous people, indigenous peoples, native american, native americans, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, america, american, region, regions, regional, historical, american history