Bad Housekeeping: The Magazine For Women Who Couldn't Care Less
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"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."
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A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".
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Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."
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Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
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"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."
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This Time... Rhett Gets The Picture
Janitor sitting behind a table in a bookstore with a sign reading: "Meet the janitor 2 a.m."
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Wild Window Washers
"Hold it right there, young man. You're not leaving me with this mess to clean up all by myself."
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"The white buffalo protects us from evil spirits and brings good fortune in the harvest, but it's almost impossible to keep clean."
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Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, astronaut, astronauts, moon, lunar mission, moon mission, moon missions, lunar mission, space travel, space exploration, space travels, cleaning job, cleaning jobs, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, housework
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, verdict, verdicts, innocent, not guilty, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, party, parties, celebration, celebrations, mess, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners
A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.
"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."
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"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"
Tags:literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, sherlock holmes, holmes, watson, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleanliness, germ, germs, clean freak, cleanfreak, clean-freak, murder mystery, mystery, mysteries, distract, distraction, distractions, distracted, ocd
Tags:roach, roaches, cockroaches, cockroach, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, sexual affair, love affair, motel, hotel, motels, hotels, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, insect, insects, pest, pests
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
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"Surely not zero tolerance?"
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"Excuse me, do you really have to do that right now???"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, noisy, disturbed, disturbing, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, class time, lesson, lessons, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, indifferent, uncaring, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the ﬂoor with you."
"He's gone home for the night. Is it squeegee-related?"
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