"I'm doing some reorganizing - are there any of your possessions that you want to keep?"
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housekeeping, housekeeper, housekeepers, housewife, housewives, married life, gender role, gender roles, gender stereotype, magazine, magazines, magazine article, magazine articles, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, houseplant, houseplants, dustball, dust ball, dust balls, gender politics, reading material"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"
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scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, chemical, chemicals, chemistry, chemist, chemists, discovery, discoveries, celebrating, detergent, detergents, washing, cleaning, laundry, chore, chores, housework, invention, inventions, innovation, innovative, old-fashioned, dancing"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
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bogeyman, bogeywoman, boogeyman, boogeywoman, boogiewoman, boogieman, monster, monsters, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, bachelor, bachelors, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, myth, myths, men, man, clean, cleaning, dust, dusty, women, woman"O.K., I'm going to demonstrate the proper way to lie to me about flossing."
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dentist, dentists, dental office, dental offices, dentist's office, dentist's offices, dental, dental work, teeth, tooth, teeth cleaning, cleaning, teeth cleanings, cleanings, going to the dentist, flossing, floss, lie, lies, lying, lying to the dentist, falsehood, falsehoods, fib, fibs, fibbing, demonstrate, demonstrating, demonstration, demonstrations, demo, demos, example, examples, caught, caught red-handed, caught in a lie, medical, medicine"It's a perfect day to reorganize those closets!"
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insect, insects, bug, bugs, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, clothes, clothing, chore, chores, cleaning, clean, cleanup, organize, organise, organized, organised, organizing, organising, spring cleaning, reorganise, reorganize, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, talking bug, talking bugs, talking insect, talking insects, talking cockroach, talking cockroaches"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."
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simplified, simplification, minimalism, minimalist, minimalists, life, simple life, living simply, possessions, worldly possessions, downsizing, down-sizing, cleaning, spring cleaning, money, finances, wealth, riches, rich, wealthy, gold, gold brick, gold bricks, investment, investments, investing in gold, investor, investors, consumerism, modern life, millennial, millennials"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
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messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"
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relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, cooking, cooking dinner, dinner, dinners, preparing dinner, clean up, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, doing the dishes, washing up, washing the dishes, after dinner, meal, meals, after the meal, messy, big mess, mess, messes, dirty dishes, pots and pans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chores, chore"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardworkA janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".
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janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners, caretaker, caretakers, cleaning, grape, grapes, wine, wines, beaujolais, affordable, cheap, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, bronx, mop, mops, mopping, winemaking, winemaker, winemakers, vintner, vintners, winery, wineries, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
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hair, drain, drains, clean, cleaning, cleans, stress, stressful, stresses, plumbing, plumbs, plumbers, issue, issues, hairs, psychological, psychology, stress issues, drainage, draining, hair falling out, falling out, clog, clogging, clogsSecrets of Adulthood.
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, special, pooper scooper, pooper-scooper, poop scoop, poop bags, poop bag, feces, faeces, cleanup, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, picking up, special, special treatmentIs clutter necessary?
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clutter, cluttered, mess, messes, messy, organisation, organization, disorganised, disorganized, tidy, neat, organised, organized, disorganisation, disorganization, junk drawer, junk drawers, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, chaos, disorder, unorganised, unorganized, spring cleaning, cleaning, cleaning up, organising, organizingIs clutter necessary?
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clutter, cluttered, mess, messes, messy, organisation, organization, disorganised, disorganized, tidy, neat, organised, organized, disorganisation, disorganization, junk drawer, junk drawers, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, chaos, disorder, unorganised, unorganized, spring cleaning, cleaning, cleaning up, organising, organizing"But this way I know where everything is."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, mess, messy, messy room, messy rooms, bedroom, bedrooms, unorganised, unorganized, disorganised, disorganized, organization, organisation, organised mess, organized mess, untidy, toy, toys, cleaning, picking up, raising kids, raising childrenItems from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
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melancholy, misery, miserable, sadness, sad, gloom, gloomy, depressed, depression, mental health, psychology, catalogue, catalogues, media, magazine, magazines, baseball, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, cleaning, detergent, washing, potato, potatoes, peanut, peanutsMouse Sidewalk Cafe
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sidewalk, sidewalks, cafe, cafes, coffee house, coffee houses, outdoor seating, outdoor, outdoors, mice, mouse, restaurant, restaurants, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, problem, problems, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, housekeeping, cleaning, infest, infests, infestation, infestations, infesting, pest, pests, pest control"Lift your stems."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, cleaning, housecleaning, housework, chore, chores, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuums, move, feet, lift, stem, stems, root, roots, plant, plants, planting, couch potato, couch potatoes, insult, insults, planted, rooted, chair, chairs, armchair, armchairs, not moving