Clergyman Cartoons

Clergyman Cartoons

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"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."

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"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

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"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

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"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

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"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

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"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

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"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."

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"I just want to thank you for not naming names."

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"Lately, we've been getting a number of white males in their thirties seeking sanctuary."

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"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

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"...until death do you a favor."

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"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

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"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."

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"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

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"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."

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"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

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"And the Lord said, 'They shall gradually, so as not to cause unemployment, beat their swords into plowshares.'"

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"It's a Popemobile."

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"I'm afraid this is auf Wiedersehen, Padre. Estelle and I are setting up our own little religion."

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"And do you, Robert, mind if I smoke?"

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"That's just so God."

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"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"

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"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"

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"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

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