Clergymen Cartoons

Clergymen Cartoons

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Clergymen cartoon

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

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"Perhaps a dirge would lift your spirits?"

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"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

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"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

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"I pronounce you man and wife. The clock is now running."

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"I just want to thank you for not naming names."

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"Lately, we've been getting a number of white males in their thirties seeking sanctuary."

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"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

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"And, on the fifth day, the Lord said, 'let there be cats,' and there were cats."

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"Please don't confess to me, Mr Brewster. I didn't even like confessions when I was a priest."

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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

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"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

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"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these non-cathedral ceilings."

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"...until death do you a favor."

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"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

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"I don't mind getting married for better or for worse as long as it's not a whole lot worse."

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"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

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"If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace."

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"Sorry. We're strictly store-goers."

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"I'm confessin' that I love ya!"

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"And the Lord said, 'They shall gradually, so as not to cause unemployment, beat their swords into plowshares.'"

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"It's a Popemobile."

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"I'm afraid this is auf Wiedersehen, Padre. Estelle and I are setting up our own little religion."

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"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."

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