Clerks Cartoons

Clerks Cartoons

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"What can I say? I was an English major."

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"Let go."

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"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"

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"We just need your e-mail address so we can e-mail you all day every day for the rest of your life."

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"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

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"Can anyone here vouch for Susan Sontag?"

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"This is a good match. Are you being tried here or in L.A.?"

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"Don't you think you should try to find the Self-Help section on your own?"

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To conserve energy our staff will not respond.

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"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

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"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

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"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

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"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

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Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".

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Sales Secrets of the Clerk who Talked you into Buying this Book

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"Are you planning on just looking at that book or are you gonna borrow it?"

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"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

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"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

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"It's the kind of trade you get at an all-night supermarket, kid."

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"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

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"I still say we should get a queen-sized mattress—despite the obvious jokes it will invite among the sales staff."

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"It's our way of saying, 'Thank you for shopping at Wilson's.' "

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"I'm not sure we still carry the Wonderbra."

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"As you can see, we're the good guys."

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"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."

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