Clients Cartoons

"Innocence is no excuse."

"And here's good news for the defense. I am disqualifying myself on the grounds of blatant prejudice."

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."

"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."

"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."

"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."

"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You'll need to find another attorney. I'm going to prison."

"Gotta run, Peter. A new client is on his way up."

"Please - sit anywhere."

"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."

"Could my client be innocent? Probably not. My point is it's interesting to think about."

"Your Honor, I think you'll get a kick out of my client's extenuating circumstances."