"Innocence is no excuse."
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st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representatives"Judgement Day: Division Four"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, defense, defence, defendant, defendants, client, clients, witness, witness, bailiff, bailiffs, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, day in court, justice, chaos, confusion, judgement day, american court system, punishments, sentence, sentences, sentencing, crime, criminal, criminals, media, press, journalist, journalists, reporter, reporters, jury, juries, juror, jurors, murder, murders, homicide, swearing in, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, dead, death, spirit, spirits, seance, seances, widow, widows, husband, husbands, ghost, ghosts, fraud, scam, scams, wasting money, waste of money"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, court-appointed, public defender, public defenders, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jail, jail, prison, prisons, crime, criminal, criminals, convict, convicts, death row, death penalty, capital punishment, execution, executions, executed, cell, cells, empty, gone, disappeared, too late, bad timing, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, death, black humour, black humor, dark humour, dark humor"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."
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qualified, qualification, qualifications, superficial, superficiality, good-looking, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurance, assurance, customer service, client, clients, new client, new clients, case worker, case workers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, most qualified, worker, workers, working"On the other hand, their accounting procedures are impeccable."
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accountant, accounting, accountants, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, clients, client, business meeting, business meetings, interior design, interior designers, office design, office furniture, office furnishing, office art, art, modern art, contemporary art, art collection, art collections, corporate art, public art, office artwork, artwork, artworks, challenging art, eclectic art, eclectic taste, eclectic tastes, art critic, art critics, art gallery, art galleries, artist, artist, sculpture, sculptures, accountant office, accountant offices, pros and cons, decision, decisions"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, against the law, legal, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, deense, logic, illogical, logical, guilt, guilty, word play, wordplay, confused, confusion, confusing"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."
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law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyer, lawyers, chef, chefs, client, clients, law company, law companies, sales pitch, sales pitches, cook, cooks, cooking skills, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, satisfied customer, satisfied customers"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, counselor, counselor, counsellors, counsellors, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, client, clients, judge, judges, law, legal, justice, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, trial, trials, problem, problems, stress, stressed, stressful, yoga, yoga position, yoga positions, yoga pose, yoga poses, handstand, handstands, meditation, meditating, fitness, exercise"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."
"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, guilty, verdict, verdicts, sentence, sentencing, fashion, style, clothing, clothes, flaunting, show-off, show-offs, showing off, fashion crime, crime against fashion, fashion police, fashion don't, unattractive, fashion sense, personal style, personal appearance, gaudy, flashy, showy"Let me tell you, folks—I've been around long enough to develop an instinct for these things, and my client is innocent or I'm very much mistaken."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, jury, juries, speech, speeches, instinct, instincts, innocent, guilty, mistake, mistakes, error, errors"I didn't realize, Your Honor. I assumed the law here was the same as in New Jersey. As you may know, dog eat dog is permissible there."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, dog eat dog, dog-eat-dog, animal law, dog law, new jersey, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, permissible, phrase, phrases, word play, wordplay"I'm trying to find a way to balance your strengths against your felonies."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, seance, seances, dead, death, spirit, spirits, ghost, ghosts, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, discussing, discussion, discussions, widower, widowers, ex, exes, former, previous, unresolved"You'll need to find another attorney. I'm going to prison."
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court, courts, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jail, jail, prison, prison, ethics, unethical, crime, criminal, criminals, white-collar crime, white collar crime, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, bad sign, bad signs, misconduct, unprofessional, malpractice, legal malpractice"Gotta run, Peter. A new client is on his way up."
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high rise, high rises, client, clients, new client, new clients, fish, fishes, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, lawyer, lawyers, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, come up, comes up, coming up, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment"Please - sit anywhere."
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gorilla, gorillas, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, ape, apes, primate, primates, defer, defers, deferring, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, have a seat, sit down, choice, choices, option, options, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, heavy hitter, heavy hitters, client, clients, important client, important clients, big client, big clients"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."
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