Clients Cartoons

"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."

Artist:
Hoey, Trevor
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CC131380
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3021x2438 pixels (unwatermarked)
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qualified, qualification, qualifications, superficial, superficiality, good-looking, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurance, assurance, customer service, client, clients, new client, new clients, case worker, case workers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, most qualified, worker, workers, working

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22702
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1291x1243 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, lawyer, lawyers, chef, chefs, client, clients, law company, law companies, sales pitch, sales pitches, cook, cooks, cooking skills, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, satisfied customer, satisfied customers

"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22583
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1462x1318 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pretentious, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, law firm, law firms, legal firm, legal firms, legal fee, legal fees, client, clients, legal representative, legal representatives, legal advice, bill, bills, billing

"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120786
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3000x2350 pixels (unwatermarked)
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defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, defendant, defendants, lie, lies, pack of lies, dishonest, dishonesty, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, legal case, legal cases, client, clients

"Gotta run, Peter. A new client is on his way up."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC24057
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1747x1459 pixels (unwatermarked)
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high rise, high rises, client, clients, new client, new clients, fish, fishes, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fishing, lawyer, lawyers, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, come up, comes up, coming up, recruit, recruits, recruiting, recruitment

"Please - sit anywhere."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC119223
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2000x1556 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gorilla, gorillas, 800 pound gorilla, 800 lb gorilla, ape, apes, primate, primates, defer, defers, deferring, waiting room, waiting rooms, wait, waits, waiting, have a seat, sit down, choice, choices, option, options, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, heavy hitter, heavy hitters, client, clients, important client, important clients, big client, big clients

"Let's be reasonable. Just approve my client, and we'll all be spared a lot of nasty litigation."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC40387
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2000x2809 pixels (unwatermarked)
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st. peter, saint peter, representation, legal representation, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, attorney, attorneys, litigation, lawsuit, lawsuits, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, client, clients, veiled threat, veiled threats, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments, judge, judges, representative, representatives

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC125199
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cornfield, cornfields, mazel tov, mazal tov, hebrew, yiddish, jew, jews, judaism, jewish, client, clients, rich client, rich clients, corn field, corn fields, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, flyover, flyovers

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC32918
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2176x1674 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisoners, prisoner, inmate, inmates, correctional facility, correctional facilities, jail, jails, jailer, jailers, attorney, attorneys, representation, representative, representative, legal representation, defense attorney, defense attorneys, client, clients, casual, casualness, welcome, greet, greets, greeting

"Can you put more nudity in this?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC124039
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3290x3065 pixels (unwatermarked)
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writing, proof, proofs, proofreading, proofread, proofreader, clients, clueless clients, client, memo, memos, memorandum, memorandums, minutes, notes, notation, note, office, water cooler, water coolers, watercooler, author, authors, editor, editing, editorial, edit, edits, entertainment, entertaining, bored, boredom, workplace, work place, work, working, business, dull, boring, liven up, bored, not safe for work, nsfw, meetings, meeting, inappropriate, inappropriate for work, harassed, harassment

"Counsellor, please advise yourclient that, issues of personal safety aside, gravity is the law."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31076
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3079x2611 pixels (unwatermarked)
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courtroom, judge, science, law, personal safety, issues of personal safety, client, clients, gravity, law of gravity, laws of gravity, break the law, breaks the law, breaking the law, lawbreaker, lawbreakers, law breaker, law breakers, rebel, rebels, rebellion, law, laws, judge, judges, mankoff

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, say hi to my client."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC34493
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3752x2703 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law, juries, courtroom, lawyers, introduction, introductions, opening statement, opening statements, trial, trials, trial lawyer, trial lawyers, courtrooms, jury pool, jury pools, client, clients, butter up, butters up, buttering up, defense attorney, defence attorney, defense attorneys, defence attorneys, mankoff

Who Will Be The Iron Accountant?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC131373
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2844x2571 pixels (unwatermarked)
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iron, iron accountant, contest, contests, contestant, contestants, competition, competitions, competitive, to the stars, of the stars, human calculator, deducter, deduct, deduce, tv, television, televise, reality television, reality tv, t v, client, clients, receipts, money, profit, profits, account, accounts, accounting, affairs, affairs in order, finances, financial, personal finance, personal finances, finance

"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC30697
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1980x1974 pixels (unwatermarked)
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court, court case, court cases, courts, prosecutor, prosecutors, defense, defence, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitors, solicitor, barrister, barristers, judge, judges, evidence, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, crime, smoking gun, smoking guns, bench, benches, violence, client, clients, witness, witnesses, accused, trouble, problem, problems, issue, issues, law, courtroom, courtrooms

"May I represent you across the street?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC123957
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2976x3355 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, represent, representing, representation, legal representation, legal representative.legal representative, old lady, old ladies, elderly lady, elderly ladies, old woman, old women, elderly women, elderly woman, little old lady, cross the street, crossing the street, cross the road, crossing the road, little old lady crossing the road, help, assist, vulnerable, vulnerability, vulnerable person, vulnerable people, take advantage, taking advantage, client, clients, malpractice, malpractices

"Well, there was a Malone who tried that in 1942 and won, but, on the other hand, there was a Parker who tried it in '63 and lost."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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CC35690
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2332x3107 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, law, legal, lawyer, legalisms, legality, client, clients, legal adviser, legal advisor, legal advisers, legal advisors, lost, losing, case, cases, histories, history, historically, learn, learned

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
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CC128510
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psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, mental health, healthcare, health care, therapy, therapist, therapists, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, patient, patients, client, clients, easter, easter bunny, easter rabbit, easter egg, easter eggs, egg, eggs, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, animal, animals, hiding, hidden, hide, analyse, analyze

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301887
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, violation, violations, life, smooth sailing, murphy's law, anything that can go wrong will go wrong, adage, adages, pessimism, pessimistic, pessimist, pessimists, negative thinking, expression, expressions

"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CX300813
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career counseling, career counselling, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career advising, client, clients, idealist, idealist, idealism, money, finances, career, careers, job, jobs, non-profit, non-profits, non-profit organisation, non-profit organisations, non-profit organization, non-profit organizations, npo, npos, salary, salaries, pay, income, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job seeking, job seeker, job seekers, job searching, job hunting, dreamer, dreamers, businessman, businessmen

"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300813
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career counseling, career counselling, career counselor, career counselors, career counsellor, career counsellors, career adviser, career advisers, career advisor, career advisors, career advising, client, clients, idealist, idealist, idealism, money, finances, career, careers, job, jobs, non-profit, non-profits, non-profit organisation, non-profit organisations, non-profit organization, non-profit organizations, npo, npos, salary, salaries, pay, income, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, job seeking, job seeker, job seekers, job searching, job hunting, dreamer, dreamers, businessman, businessmen

"I've forgiven the president. Perhaps you could forgive me."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301924
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, president, presidents, government, governments, politics, forgiven, forgiveness, pardon, pardons, mercy

"I'm sorry, I guess they just wanted it more."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301949
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, losing, loser, losers, falling short, failure, failures, failed, apologising, apologizing, apology, apologies

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301939
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, billable hours, legal fees, legal bills, legal billing, money, finances, greed, greedy, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, winning, trial, trials, appeal, appeals, strategic loss, strategic losses, tactical victory, tactical victories, strategy, strategies, thinking ahead, practicing law, practising law, legal, law, law firm, law firms, law office, law offices

"Remember to watch me from the stand. 'One' is exagerrate, 'Two' is half truth and 'Three' is bald faced lie."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301942
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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court, courts, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, witness stand, taking the stand, signal, signals, gesture, gestures, ethics, unethical, exaggeration, exaggerations, exaggerate, half-truth, half-truths, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, dishonest, dishonesty, perjury, perjurer, perjurers

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303234
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, do not open, patience