"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."
"I try to do my part."
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"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."
"They're powered by Internet outrage."
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"Global warming, in my opinion, is the last refuge of an environmentalist."
"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."
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"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."
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"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."
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"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."
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"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
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"Uh-oh - climate change."
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'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'
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"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."
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"But it's a wet heat."
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"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."
A man walks past his bird bath in the winter; a penguin sitting on it looks at him.
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"Looking back, it was probably a mistake to disregard global warming after the winter of 2014."
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"When you think back, it was a weird winter, too."
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"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."
"I'm afraid California just isn't me."
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"The business climate is great. The business weather sucks.''
"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."
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