"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."
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family, families, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, parent, parenthood, parents, inheritance, inherit, inherited, climate, climate change, global warming, future, flood, floods, flooded, flooding, pollution, pollutants, pollute, pollutant, erosion, weather, weather patterns, weather pattern, ecology, ecologist, ecologists, rising sea level, rising sea levels, rising sea temperature, rising sea temperatures, sea, ocean, oceans, seas, sustainable, sustainable energy, climate, temperature, generations, generation, passed down, property, properties, land"Long term I'm worried about global warming - short term, about freezing my ass off."
"I try to do my part."
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recycling, recycle, jet, jets, airplane, private jet, private jets, jet airplane, plane, planes, trash, trashes, rubbish, bin, bins, trashcan, trash can, flying, wealth, wealthy, rich, high society, environmental, environmentalism, eco friendly, eco-friendly, irony, ironic, millionaire, millionaires, billionaire, billionaires, climate, climate change, waste, zero waste, zerowaste, carbon emissions, green house gases, greenhouse gases, reduce, reduce reuse recycle"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."
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weather cycle, weather cycles, cycle, cycles, cyclical, thaw, thaws, spring, heat, hot sun, sun, sunlight, global warming, climate change, comfort, comforts, comforting, climate, season, seasons"They're powered by Internet outrage."
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renewable, renewables, renewable energy, climate, climate change, climate-change, global warming, global-warming, windpower, wind power, turbine, turbines, wind turbine, wind turbines, generate, generated, internet, internet outrage, troll, trolls, comment, comment section, arguing on the internet, farmer, farmers, saving the planet, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, green tech, green energy, green power, go green, environment, environmental, environmentalism, environmentally friendly, sustainable, sustainability"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."
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vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, scenic, view, views, climate-controlled, climate, comfort, comfortable, unadventurous, modern life"Sand! Sand!"
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reversal, reverse, reversed, invert, inverted, inversion, subvert, subverted, subversion, spoof, parody, parodied, imagery, familiar, stereotype, stereotypes, desert, in the desert, hallucinate, hallucination, sand, sands, lost, stranded, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, urban, modern world, ecology, ecological, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, backyard, back yard, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, climate, climates, crawl, crawling, situation, situational, situations"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."
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humid, humidity, humidiness, hairstyle, hairstyles, curly hair, curly hairs, curl, curls, frizzy hair, frizzy hairstyle, frizz, fashions, fashion sense, bad hair day, bad hair days, bad-hair-day, autumn, autumns, winter, winters, spring, springs, summer, summers, climate, climates, uncontrollable hair"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, discussion, discussions, conversation, conversations, weather, good weather, climate, sunny, bright, new york, ny, new york city, colorado, urban, city, cities, story, stories, different"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."
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el nino, storm, storms, storm system, storm systems, heaven, gates of heaven, climate change, warm weather, warm climate, warm climates, global warming, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, climate, change, changes, changing, hot weather, tropical, lush, rainforest, rainforests, rain forest, rain forests, afterlife, afterlives"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
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climate change, climate, climate change denial, climate crisis, weather, extreme weather, environment, nature, natural, natural disaster, natural disasters, disasters, hurricane, hurricanes, hurricane alley, tidal wave, tsunami, tsunamis, tidal, high tide, lightning, lightning storm, thunder and lightning, storm, richter, earthquake, quake, earthquakes, richter scale, storms, stormy, end times, doomsday, end of the world, world ending, environmentalism, stewardship, environmentally friendly, i told you so, cry wolf, apocalypse, apocalyptic"Uh-oh - climate change."
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history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., before christ, jurassic, cretaceous–paleogene, extinction, extinctions, extinct, extinction event, extinction events, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, disaster, disasters, impact, explosion, animal, animals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, climate change, environment, environmental issues, nature, weather, climate, temperature, temperatures, weather patterns, science, mass extinction, mass extinctions, alvarez hypothesis, earth, planet earth'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'
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the end, the end is nigh, nigh, doomsday, doomsayer, doom, day, sign, signage, placard, placards, apocalypse, apocalyptic, dystopia, dystopian, advertise, advertising, market, marketing, sales, religion, religious, rapture, the rapture, end times, global warming, global, warming, climate change, climate, politics, political, critic, critique, critical, predict, prediction, predicting, prophet, prophetic, prophecy, prophesy, crazy, crazed, craziness, insane, insanity, discontent, discontents, rebel, rebels, rebelling, anarchy"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."
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climate change, climate science, climate scientist, climate scientists, political hoax, political hoaxes, flood, floods, flooding, hurricane, hurricanes, storm, storms, rainstorm, rainstorms, rain, rains, rainy, climate, global warming, basement, basements, flooding, denier, deniers, science denier, science deniers, denialism, denial, in denial, hoax, hoaxes, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical"But it's a wet heat."
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wet heat, fish, fishes, marine animal, marine animals, sea life, sea animal, sea animals, marine life, smalltalk, small talk, politeness, chit chat, chit-chat, weather forecast, weather forecasts, weather prediction, weather predictions, meteorology, meteorologist, meteorologists, weathermen, weatherman, wet heats, climate, climates, humid, humidity"Frankly, I'm surprised you've lasted this long."
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, snow, snowman, snowmen, melting, spring, springtime, dying, terminally ill, terminal illness, weather, climate, season, seasons, winter, wintertime, warmA man walks past his bird bath in the winter; a penguin sitting on it looks at him.
Solar Frankenstein
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frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, doctor frankenstein, solar, solar power, renewable, renewables, environment, environmental, environmentalism, climate, climates, climate change, tech, technology, panel, panels, renewable energies, renewable energy, sun, sunshine, sunlight, solar powered, efficiency, earth, planet earth, steward, stewardship"Looking back, it was probably a mistake to disregard global warming after the winter of 2014."
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global warming, cold winter, cold winters, climate change, mistake, mistakes, climate denier, climate deniers, denial, denialism, climate, weather, ignorant, ignorance, ice cap, ice caps, melt, melts, melting, ozone, ozone layer, look back, looks back, looking back, hindsight, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, future"When you think back, it was a weird winter, too."
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global warming, climate change, climate, seasons, season, seasonal, seasonal shift, environment, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, ozone, hole in the ozone, ozone layer, summer, summers, winter, wintry, snow, snowing, snowing in summer, snow in summer, blizzard, blizzards, environmentally, environmentally friendly, science, scientist, scientists, cooling cycle, weather, extreme weather, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays"I'm afraid California just isn't me."
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california, california lifestyle, california lifestyles, identity, identity crisis, identity crises, los angeles, la, l.a., warm weather, climate, ill-suited, underdressed, under-dressed, overdressed, overdressing, stick out, sticks out, sticking out, fit in, fits in, fitting in, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, formal attire, formal wear, dress up, dresses up, dressing up"The business climate is great. The business weather sucks.''
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business climate, business weather, weather, climate, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, executive, executives, office, offices, bar, bars, pub, pubs, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, martini, happy hour, beer, beers"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property, properties, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, buying a house, buying a home, house, houses, home, homes, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outdoors, environment, environmental issues, nature, global warming, climate change, climate, weather, temperature, problem, problems, looking on the bright side, positive thinking, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic