"Here comes the really hard part!"
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"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves
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"I wouldn't. It's a toupee."
"It's the only exercise I get."
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Reaching the Summit
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"Because it's not there."
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"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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Career Progression Ladder
"You'll go far in this organization, Taylor, unless I manage to stop you."
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"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"
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"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."
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"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"
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Peak and off peak.
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"I'm thinking of having her declawed."
"Listen, I'm still your mother."
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Jack and the Beanstalk window cleaning.
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"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."
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"I don't mean to dampen your enthusiasm, but your use of the phrase 'or die trying' is a tad unsettling."
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A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.
"The gods really love tight buns."
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"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"
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An outfielder catches a potential home run on a rock wall.
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