"Here comes the really hard part!"
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"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
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Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves
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"It's the only exercise I get."
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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Reaching the Summit
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"To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change."
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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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An expedition to get ice for the party.
We are here!
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"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"
The South Jersey climbing team attempts to climb Mount Laurel after successfully scaling both Mount Holly and Mount Ephraim.
"It's customary to climb all the way up."
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"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."
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"Grandpa rose to the top by himself, Jordan. There was no Sherpa."
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"Listen, I'm still your mother."
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"I've got a gun, pilgrim."
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"I thought he seemed depressed!"
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"I don't mean to dampen your enthusiasm, but your use of the phrase 'or die trying' is a tad unsettling."
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"First, find someone to blame."
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A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.
"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."
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An outfielder catches a potential home run on a rock wall.
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"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."
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