Clinics Cartoons

Clinics Cartoons

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"You're clinically boring."

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"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

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"But living longer may not be right for you."

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"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."

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"I'd like to see what we can do about fixing your aspect ratio."

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"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

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"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."

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Rhinoplasty"I think I'd like this one."

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"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."

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A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".

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"We got him onto an exercise bike, but I'm afraid it was too late."

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"It's pronounced 'hee-la' monster. The 'g' sounds like an 'h.' "

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"Your best cholesterol lacks all conviction, and your worst is full of passionate intensity."

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"Then don't do that."

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"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."

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"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

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"You're in luck. My speciality is symptoms that are just crazy."

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"O.K., Mr Tuttle—describe your pain."

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"That liver went to someone who doesn't have such a big yap."

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"It's not just me, Doctor. He's been turning away from the New York 'Times' as well."

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"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

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"Could you prescribe something to help me figure out my Part D drug coverage?"

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"I've never felt better in my life."

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I didn't ask you to undress so I could examine you. I asked you to undress because it's essential to the doctor-patient relationship that I be fully clothed and you be sitting there in your underwear."

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"You don't get a room, Mr. Rheinschreiber, because you don't pay for a room! That's the whole idea of same-day surgery!"

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