"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."
Floor Plan of Studio Apartment 8-B.
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"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
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"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."
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"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"
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Bat in the closet
Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."
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"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."
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"Read me the story again about the closet monster."
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"Nope, no monsters under here."
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The Lady or the Tiger or the Closet?
White house staff advised to check their closets for Stephen Miller before bedtime.
"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."
"You can always put it in your closet and leave it there."
Skeletons in the "California Closet"
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"But what will I not wear?!"