Floor Plan of Studio Apartment 8-B.
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simpler time, simpler times, fig leaf, fig leafs, fig leaves, dress, dresses, dress yourself, dressing yourself, fashion choice, fashion choices, closet, closets, adam, adam and eve, fashion choice, fashion choices, complicate, complicates, complicated, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, simple life, simple lives, hanger, hangers, clothes hanger, clothes hangersJim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."
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intellectual, intellectuals, closet, closets, coming out, come out, academic, academics, intellect, intellects, intelligence, suppression, suppressed, suppress, suppressing, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hidden self, inner self, denial, self-denial, self denial, true love, true loves, prejudice, prejudices"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."
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identity, secret identity, secret identities, superhero, superheroes, husband, husbands, wife, wives, souse, spouses, surprise, surprises, surprising, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, closet, closets, secret, secrets"Nope, no monsters under here."
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"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."
Skeletons in the "California Closet"
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