Clothes Cartoons

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

"Thanks. It's vintage."

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

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"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"

"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."

"I need a jacket for the office. Nothing too Hillary."

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

"It comes in midnight gray, charcoal gray, slate gray, and gray."

"You wear too many clothes."

"I love it!"

"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."

One size fits none.

All-you-can-wear.

"Oh? Well, in that case, this is fake paint."

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

"You've got the damn thing on inside out!"

"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"It's a perfect day to reorganize those closets!"

"You'll be back."