Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
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"I'd like to report a cloud."
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"Is it always so cloudy?"
"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."
"I don't dance on the head of a pin unless I'm really drunk."
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"The check is in the cloud."
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"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."
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Clouds in the Office
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"Do you have anything with a view of God?"
"But I thought once you were in you were in!"
"Yet another bipartisan commission!"
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"That one looks like a flourescent light."
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This Week's Elvis Sighting
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A shepherd herds clouds.
"That one looks like a falling engine."
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"It was better before God took up knitting."
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"Damn—we just missed him."
"Well, according to the scuttlebutt we're dead."
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"Grandpa's up there somewhere."
"What does that one look like to you?"
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"You're obviously under consideration for something."
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"I'll see you the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow is supposed to be cloudless."
"Pop-Pop's in the Cloud now, sweetheart."
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