"I always find paintings like this a little bit creepy."
"What's the next best medicine?"
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"Ask yourself, 'Does it make me a better clown?'"
In a Quandary
"I knew I smelled something funny."
"You wave at clowns, Peg. You don't marry them and let them run your life."
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"Is everything O.K., sir?"
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A man seeking truth encounters a clown.
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"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
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Clown with a balloon animal as a pet
"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
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"Would you like to try them out?"
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"The basic building blocks of life are identical in all species."
A clown and a boy look at a balloon animal in a zoo.
"I know you probably hear this all the time, but I've got a great idea for a balloon animal."
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"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."
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"It's a balloon reminder that all joy is fleeting."
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"You're not stepping on it right."
"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."
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"Where are you going with this, Wingate?"
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"Counsel is warned again: this court will not tolerate bathos."
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"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
"Brightening the lives of passersby without a license, Your Honor."
Karate Class Clown