Club Cartoons

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

"We need one of those at the E.U. border."

"I hate to say it, but Gore appears to be a regular sort of chap, after all."

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"I am a member of the legal profession, but I'm not a lawyer in the pejorative sense."

"There's no business like show business. . ."

"You. You. And you."

"It advanced the technology, but it's not a game changer."

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."

"Look after Foster, will you, Kendall? He's the new kid on the block."

"Country Club Dungeon"

"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."

"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"

"Y-y-yep."

The Millionaire's Club

"Not everyone benefits from technological advances."

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"See what happens when you square the clubface?"

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