"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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combat, tech, technological, military technology, military tech, cutting edge, night vision, stumble, stumbling, bumbling, bumble, clumsy, clumsily, clumsiness, fumble, fumbled, fumbling, intelligence, special intelligence, lights out, married, marriage, married life, spice things up, spice it up, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, toy, toys, goggle, goggles, night vision goggles, general, generals, army, armies, cia, dates, date, general, generals"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"
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surgery, surgeries, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, tie, ties, tying, ominous, warning, warnings, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning sign, warning signs, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, paranoia, paranoid, clumsy, klutz, klutzes, klutzy, fumble, fumbles, fumbling"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
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businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems"I blame the Clinton Administration."
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thanks obama, clinton, bill clinton, hillary clinton, president, presidents, former president, first lady, politics, political leader, political leaders, democrats, democratic, democracy, government, administration, bureaucracy, business, businessman, businessmen, blame, blaming, banana peel, falling, slipping, tripping, sidewalk, pavement, falling down, clumsy, ungraceful, uncoordinated, awkward"Careful now. It's fragile."
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sculptor, sculpt, sculpture, sculptures, art, arts, classic, classics, classical art, art history, theory, theories, museum, greek, greeks, grecian, style, styles, arm, arms, clumsy, break, broken, breaking, breakage, damage, damaged, fragile, drop, dropped, antioch, alexandros, aphrodite, milos, venus de milo, historical"Great fall, Josh!"
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sport, sports, skiing, skier, skiers, ski, skis, ski resort, ski resorts, learning to ski, ski hill, ski hills, mountain, mountains, ski slope, ski slopes, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, encouraging, fall, falls, falling, positive, encouragement, praise, praising, winter sports, clumsy, newbie, newbies, beginner, beginners"Don't even think about it."
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bull in a china shop, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, clumsy, careless, china shop, glass, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, you break it you buy it"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."
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sister in law, sisters in law, sister-in-law, sisters-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, buying gifts, buying presents, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, useless, uselessness, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, relative, relatives, insult, insults, insulting"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"
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bungle, clumsy, burger, burgers, hamburger, hamburgers, cheeseburger, cheeseburgers, grill, grills, grilling, men, man, cookout, cookouts, barbeque, barbeques, barbecue, barbecues, bbq, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animalsPainter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
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flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at workKid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone
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ice cream, ice-cream, cone, cones, ice, gelato, sorbet, sherbert, frozen, dessert, desserts, food, kid, kids, child, children, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, trip, stumble, clumsy, spill, drop, fall, falling, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, mess, messy, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shop, shops, store, stores, parlor, parlors, parlours, parlour, 13, thirteen, unlucky, misfortune"Can you describe this china shop?"
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, animal, animals, cow, cows, bull, bulls, cattle, livestock, bovine, china shop, china shops, careless, awkward, clumsy, damaging, describe, description, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, wordplay, word playGreat-Great-Grandson of Godzilla
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movie monster, movie monsters, monster, monsters, monster film, monster films, clumsy, clumsiness, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassments, disappointment, disappointments, klutz, klutzes, klutzy, careless, clumsy, clumsiness, accident, accidents, accidental, mistake, mistakes, two left feet, uncoordinated, coordination, kaiju, giant monster, giant monsters"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."
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women, discussing men, relationships, marriage, psychology, vanity, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, stunt man, stunt men, fall over, falls over, falling over, clumsy, clumsiness, dad, dads, father, fathers, mankoff"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, gazelle, gazelles, klutz, klutzy, clumsy, awkward, ungraceful, clumsiness, accident, accidents, accident prone, fall, falls, stuck, stereotype, stereotypesThe Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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party, parties, party trick, dinner party, cocktail party, struggle, struggles, struggled, klutz, clumsy, clumsily, cherry, kissing, kiss, cherries, cherry stem, tie, ties, tied, knot, knots, knotted, knotting, bar, bar trick, bars, drink, drinking, drinker, drinks, alcohol, alcohols, trick, tricks, tricky, fiddle, fiddly, fiddled, average, mediocre, mediocrity, normal, normie"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."
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fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, previous life, previous lives, reincarnation, religion, religious, schlub, schlubs, talentless, unattractive, socially awkward, clumsy, stupid, dumb, loser, losers, bad news"I came as soon as I heard."
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tortoise, tortoises, fall over, fallen over, disaster, disasters, friend in need, accident, accidents, clumsy, clumsiness, testudinidae, testudines, common tortoise, common tortoises, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, upside down, upside-down, tortoise on its back, ill, illness, unwell, sick, sickness, get well soon