40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."
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"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"
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"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
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"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
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"I'd never go out with him, but he does give great cubicle."
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"Got your e-mail, thanks."
Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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"We can't say 'new and improved' until we come up with a product."
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"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."
"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."
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"Sorry—just thinking out loud."
Tags:work, working, workspace, workspaces, work space, office, small office, small offices, desk, desks, desk job, desk jobs, office ecology, office politics, manner, manners, etiquette, thinking out loud, burn, burned, insult, insulted, insults, thinking aloud, annoying, annoyance, annoy, annoyed, working world, antisocial, anti social, anti-social, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, open plan, open-plan, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, cubicle, cubicles, megaphone, megaphones, respect, respectful, respectfully
"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."
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"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"
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"That was a brilliant observation, but it was poorly phrased."
"Denise, will you be my co-anchor?"
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"Or maybe you're at the office and you discover that somebody has been using the copy machine for personal purposes."
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"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."
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"I say, if at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
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"He must be around here somewhere. His scooter's still warm."
"We could agree to disagree but then you'd still be wrong."
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"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"
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"About these experiments you've conducted for twelve years. . . no one remembers hiring you."
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"Be prepared when you meet Mr. Henderson. He gives hugs."
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