Coach Cartoons

"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."

"Watch out for his right, Kid."

"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."

"What are you doing outside of coach?"

"There's your problem."

Bus for Dogs

"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."

"This better be important."

"You'll have to excuse my wife. She's a bit of a control freak."

"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."

"That Timmy's a real trouper-he's playing with a sprained ankle and head lice."

"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"Look alive, Proust, you're next."

"I told him to do that."

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

Input From The Front Office

"I'd like you to excel."