Coaching Cartoons

"Watch out for his right, Kid."

"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."

"There's your problem."

"Go with two-iron, Kemosabe - distance in desert not what it seems."

"Watch out for his being better at boxing than you."

"You'll have to excuse my wife. She's a bit of a control freak."

"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"And remember, kid, you've got Blue Cross."

"Look alive, Proust, you're next."

"I told him to do that."

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"Jenkins and Caldwell, take a lap – and that goes for anyone else I catch swing dancing."

"I'd like you to excel."

"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."

David And Goliath And David's Personal Trainer, Rolf

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

"Lie still and he'll probably move on!"

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."

"By the end of this round, you'll be mopping the floor with him."