"What a pity the season had to end like this!"
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"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"
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"Get me the coast.
School Trip To The Beach
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Man (Mostly) Left Buried In Sand
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Sunblock - A Novel
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"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"
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"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."
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"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."
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"I love it when something has many uses."
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"You're still thinking about the maple-bacon funnel cake, aren't you?"
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"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."
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"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."
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"It's not a Portuguese man-of-war. It's a breakfast crêpe."
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"Sure, we have common ground with Middle America—we're all carbon-based life forms."
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"How do you feel about turning over?"
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How's my Life-Saving? Call...
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"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."
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"They never wave. They only wave back."
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"Ah, the beach. My old nemesis."
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