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Cocktail Cartoons
Cocktail cartoon 1 of 313
"Scotch and toilet water?"
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scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinksCocktail cartoon 2 of 313
"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, drinker, drinkers, flirt, flirty, pickup, pickups, pickup line, pickup lines, feminist, feminists, feminism, woman, women, men, man, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, author, authors, literature, literary, literacy, writer, writers, activist, activistsCocktail cartoon 3 of 313
Fall Classic
Cocktail cartoon 4 of 313
"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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vodka, vodka shot, vodka shots, whitener, whiteners, teeth whitener, teeth whiteners, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, easy way, easy ways, vane, vanity, tooth whitener, tooth whiteners, easy, easy way out, lazy, laziness, convenience, spirits, liquor, cocktail, cocktails, barman, barkeeper, barkeepersCocktail cartoon 5 of 313
"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, richard, nixon, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, moral, morals, leader, leaders, leadership, reelection, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, candidate, candidates, tavern, taverns, republican, republicansCocktail cartoon 6 of 313
Mimosa's Witnesses
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mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassmentCocktail cartoon 7 of 313
"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
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dating, dates, man, men, perfect man, perfect men, grace, good manners, courteousness, decency, respect, refinement, refined, gentleman, perfect gentlemen, stereotypes, gender stereotype, talk, talking, discussion, discussing, gossip, drinks, drink, cocktail, cocktails, drinks with friends, disbelieving, disbelieve, got in all, have it all, gossips, gossiping, renaissance man, whole packageCocktail cartoon 8 of 313
"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
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cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, present, past, pasts, time, times, passage, passage of time, long time, old age, old, older, absent, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, senile, senility, old man, drink, drinking, drinks, yarnCocktail cartoon 9 of 313
“Biggers, two more Luau Sizzlers for Annie and me and another Fog Cutter for Mrs. Grindstaff.”
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drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, cocktail, cocktails, party, parties, butler butlers, cocktail party, cocktail parties, drink, drinks, drink names, boss, bosses, employer, employers, wealth inequality, wealth, wealthy, wealthiness, rich, riches, yuppie, yuppies, wealthy person, wealthy people, wealth gap, wealth divide, servant, service, servants, demands, demand, demanding boss, mansion, mansions, abuse, abuses, abuse of power, abuses power, power, power imbalance, class, class divide, classes, upper class, upper classes, upstairs and downstairsCocktail cartoon 10 of 313
The Lesser Pyramids
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history, historical, ancient, egypt, egyptian, pyramid, pyramids, giza, lesser, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, fast food, photo, photos, studio, studios, printer, printers, building, buildings, architecture, retail, consumerism, capitalismCocktail cartoon 11 of 313
"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "
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cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, communicate, communication, drinker, drinkers, drunk, martini, martinis, women, woman, men, man, relationships, relationship, vent, venting, complain, complaint, complaints, complainingCocktail cartoon 12 of 313
"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, lion, lions, pride, prides, hiding, escaping, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, avoiding, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spousesCocktail cartoon 13 of 313
"Are you feeling all right, René? You haven't had an aperçu all night."
Cocktail cartoon 14 of 313
"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."
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podcast, podcasting, podcaster, podcasters, radio, radio shows, hipster, hipsters, trend, trendy, trends, millennial, millennials, indie, independent, passée, passé, counterculture, counter culture, countercultural, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, over itCocktail cartoon 15 of 313
"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."
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drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthyCocktail cartoon 16 of 313
Mediterranean Martini
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foodie, foodies, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, mediterranean diet, mediterranean, mediterranean cuisine, olive, olives, italy, italian, food lover, food lovers, food blog, food blogs, food blogger, food bloggers, visual gag, spoof, spoofed, drink, drinking, drinker, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholic drink, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail stick, cocktail sticks, stick, sticks, martini glass, martini glassesCocktail cartoon 17 of 313
"I feel like all of a sudden my entire life is in the hands of some guy named Poindexter."
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poindexter, boring, nerd, nerdy, awkward, socially awkward, geek, geeks, nerds, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executivesCocktail cartoon 18 of 313
"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
Cocktail cartoon 19 of 313
"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."
Cocktail cartoon 20 of 313
"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, drinker, drinkers, pickup, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirty, movie, movies, film, films, pick-up line, creep, creepy, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, men, man, woman, womenCocktail cartoon 21 of 313
"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."
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vodka, vodkas, vodka brand, vodka brands, russia, russian, russian bar, russian bars, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, alcohol, alcohols, vodka varieties, top shelf, liquor, liquors, liqueur, liqueurs, vodka shot, vodka shots, winter, cold, russian vodkaCocktail cartoon 22 of 313
"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, ed koch, koch, mayor, mayors, nyc, new york, new york city, feud, feuds, enemies, enemyCocktail cartoon 23 of 313
"I admit it—I started paying for sex this summer, and it's surprisingly affordable."
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pay for sex, pays for sex, paying for sex, affordable, affordability, lunch, lunches, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, meeting, meetings, businessman, businessmen, business meeting, business meetings, business lunch, business lunches, disclose, discloses, disclosing, disclosure, bargain, bargains, bargain price, bargain prices, price, prices, cost, costsCocktail cartoon 24 of 313
"Supposedly he's some kind of a person in his own right."
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party, parties, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, gossip, gossipers, gossiper, party conversation, cocktail conversation, guest, guests, in his own right, sayings, saying, smack talking, talking smack, upper class, upper classes, boastful, idiom, idioms, husband, husbands, accomplishment, accomplishments, feminist, feminism, patriarchy, patriarchiesCocktail cartoon 25 of 313
"What's the opposite of a multiple personality?"
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men, man, woman, women, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, cocktails, drink, drinks, date, dates, dating, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirty, multiple personality disorder, multiple personalities, mental illness, mental illnesses, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental healthMore cartoons with the keyword 'cocktail'