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Cocktail Cartoons

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"Scotch and toilet water?"

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"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

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Mimosa's Witnesses

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"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

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"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

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"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

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"You'll have to excuse my wife. She's a bit of a control freak."

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"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."

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Cross eyed and crossed pits

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"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

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"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."

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"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"

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"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

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"To the lady in the harbor."

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"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

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"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

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Easter Island moai as cocktails.

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"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"

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"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

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"Educational TV is for people who are unable to cope with real TV."

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"We tried like hell to get Streisand tickets, but we ended up renting 'Yentl.' "

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"You folks drunk enough yet?"

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Cocktail Napkins for Today

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Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

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"The guy at the other end of the bar would like to buy himself another drink."

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