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Cocktail Bar Cartoons
Cocktail Bar cartoon 1 of 73
"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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pickup line, pickup lines, chat up line, chat up lines, chatting up, vain, vanity, superficial, superficiality, attractive, attractiveness, cocktail party, cocktail parties, fit, fitness, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, working out, workout routine, workout routines, beach, beaches, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, los angeles, la, l.a., model, models, modeling, modelling, single life, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, beach bar, beach barsCocktail Bar cartoon 2 of 73
"Do you have a reservation?"
Cocktail Bar cartoon 3 of 73
"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, middle aged, mid life crisis, ageing, aging, generations, generation, stress, stressed, modern life, generation gapCocktail Bar cartoon 4 of 73
"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "
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cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, communicate, communication, drinker, drinkers, drunk, martini, martinis, women, woman, men, man, relationships, relationship, vent, venting, complain, complaint, complaints, complainingCocktail Bar cartoon 5 of 73
"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, sports bar, sports bars, sport, sports, men, man, entertainment, tv, tvs, television, televisions, suggestion, bad suggestion, suggestions, bad suggestions, unwelcome, wrong audience, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, bartender, bartendersCocktail Bar cartoon 6 of 73
"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."
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podcast, podcasting, podcaster, podcasters, radio, radio shows, hipster, hipsters, trend, trendy, trends, millennial, millennials, indie, independent, passée, passé, counterculture, counter culture, countercultural, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, over itCocktail Bar cartoon 7 of 73
"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."
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drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthyCocktail Bar cartoon 8 of 73
"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."
Cocktail Bar cartoon 9 of 73
"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, drinker, drinkers, pickup, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirty, movie, movies, film, films, pick-up line, creep, creepy, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, men, man, woman, womenCocktail Bar cartoon 10 of 73
"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."
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vodka, vodkas, vodka brand, vodka brands, russia, russian, russian bar, russian bars, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, alcohol, alcohols, vodka varieties, top shelf, liquor, liquors, liqueur, liqueurs, vodka shot, vodka shots, winter, cold, russian vodkaCocktail Bar cartoon 11 of 73
"What's the opposite of a multiple personality?"
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men, man, woman, women, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, cocktails, drink, drinks, date, dates, dating, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirty, multiple personality disorder, multiple personalities, mental illness, mental illnesses, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental healthCocktail Bar cartoon 12 of 73
"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
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drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken night, drunken nights, approve, approves, approving, approval, approvals, stamp of approval, stamps of approval, saloon, saloons, shout, shouts, shouting, happy drunk, happy drunks, tipsy, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, announcement, announcements, martini, martinis, jolly, alcoholic, alcoholics, pronouncement, pronouncements, drunkenCocktail Bar cartoon 13 of 73
"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."
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piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, try new things, trying new things, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, classic, classics, martini, martinis, dry martini, dry martinis, musician, musicians, gig, gigs, alcoholic, alcoholics, varietyCocktail Bar cartoon 14 of 73
"Thank god Nader's back! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to throw away my vote."
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election, elections, voting, voter, votes, american politics, political party, political parties, third party, nader, ralph nader, election year, election years, candidate, candidates, presidential election, presidential elections, throwing away vote, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversationsCocktail Bar cartoon 15 of 73
"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking dog, talking dogs, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, booze, liquor, phone, phone call, phone calls, fetch, playing fetch, slipper, slippers, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog trainingCocktail Bar cartoon 16 of 73
"You want to run a tab?"
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art, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, modern art, biomorphism, surrealism, abstract, primitivism, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinking, drinkers, drinker, tab, tabs, customer, customers, customer serviceCocktail Bar cartoon 17 of 73
"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
Cocktail Bar cartoon 18 of 73
Complaints Desk
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complain, complaining, complaints, complaint, bartender, bartenders, barman, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, martini, alcohol, beverage, beverages, bar stool, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrists, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychoanalysis, therapy, therapist, therapists, customer service, customer service desk, shopping, mallCocktail Bar cartoon 19 of 73
"Careful. Straw in drink is closer than it appears."
Cocktail Bar cartoon 20 of 73
"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."
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baseball, baseball teams, baseball team, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball hats, baseball caps, sports team, sports teams, sports fan, sports fans, sports fashion, sport fashions, poser, posing, new york sports teams, new york sports, new york baseball, logo, logos, team mascot, team mascots, hat, hats, cap, caps, sports paraphernalia, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversationsCocktail Bar cartoon 21 of 73
"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"
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mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, leaving the stove on, nuclear power, apocalypse, the apocalypse, nuclear radiation, nuclear radiation suit, radiation protection, nuclear protection, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, nuclear reactor, nuclear reactors, leaving the gas on, condition redCocktail Bar cartoon 22 of 73
"Another flue shot, Larry.
Cocktail Bar cartoon 23 of 73
"Actually, right now I'm in retox."
Cocktail Bar cartoon 24 of 73
Eating the Cocktail Olive
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cocktail, cocktails, cocktail olive, cocktail olives, martini, martinis, rip off, rip-off, rip offs, rip-offs, olive, olives, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, bar, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, refill, refills, top up, top ups, alcoholCocktail Bar cartoon 25 of 73
"This time, she went too far."
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bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, bull, bulls, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, dating troubles, dating, bullfighter, bullfighting, bullfight, matador, matadors, spear, spears, injury, injuries, too far, gone too far, going too far, revenge, wound, wounds, wounded, anger, angryMore cartoons with the keyword 'cocktail bar'