"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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pickup line, pickup lines, chat up line, chat up lines, chatting up, vain, vanity, superficial, superficiality, attractive, attractiveness, cocktail party, cocktail parties, fit, fitness, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, working out, workout routine, workout routines, beach, beaches, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, los angeles, la, l.a., model, models, modeling, modelling, single life, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, beach bar, beach bars"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, middle aged, mid life crisis, ageing, aging, generations, generation, stress, stressed, modern life, generation gap"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "
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cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, communicate, communication, drinker, drinkers, drunk, martini, martinis, women, woman, men, man, relationships, relationship, vent, venting, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining"May I suggest, bartender, that instead of watching this silly sporting event we switch over to a rather important documentary now on Channel 13?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, sports bar, sports bars, sport, sports, men, man, entertainment, tv, tvs, television, televisions, suggestion, bad suggestion, suggestions, bad suggestions, unwelcome, wrong audience, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, bartender, bartenders"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."
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podcast, podcasting, podcaster, podcasters, radio, radio shows, hipster, hipsters, trend, trendy, trends, millennial, millennials, indie, independent, passée, passé, counterculture, counter culture, countercultural, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, over it"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."
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drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, drinker, drinkers, pickup, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirty, movie, movies, film, films, pick-up line, creep, creepy, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, men, man, woman, women"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."
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vodka, vodkas, vodka brand, vodka brands, russia, russian, russian bar, russian bars, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, alcohol, alcohols, vodka varieties, top shelf, liquor, liquors, liqueur, liqueurs, vodka shot, vodka shots, winter, cold, russian vodka"What's the opposite of a multiple personality?"
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men, man, woman, women, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, cocktails, drink, drinks, date, dates, dating, pickup line, pickup lines, flirt, flirty, multiple personality disorder, multiple personalities, mental illness, mental illnesses, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."
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drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken night, drunken nights, approve, approves, approving, approval, approvals, stamp of approval, stamps of approval, saloon, saloons, shout, shouts, shouting, happy drunk, happy drunks, tipsy, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, announcement, announcements, martini, martinis, jolly, alcoholic, alcoholics, pronouncement, pronouncements, drunken"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."
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piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, try new things, trying new things, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, classic, classics, martini, martinis, dry martini, dry martinis, musician, musicians, gig, gigs, alcoholic, alcoholics, variety"Thank god Nader's back! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to throw away my vote."
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election, elections, voting, voter, votes, american politics, political party, political parties, third party, nader, ralph nader, election year, election years, candidate, candidates, presidential election, presidential elections, throwing away vote, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations"Tell him to fetch his own damn slippers."
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking dog, talking dogs, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, booze, liquor, phone, phone call, phone calls, fetch, playing fetch, slipper, slippers, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training"You want to run a tab?"
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art, artist, artists, sculpture, sculptures, statue, statues, modern art, biomorphism, surrealism, abstract, primitivism, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, drink, drinks, drinking, drinkers, drinker, tab, tabs, customer, customers, customer service"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
Complaints Desk
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complain, complaining, complaints, complaint, bartender, bartenders, barman, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, martini, alcohol, beverage, beverages, bar stool, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrists, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychoanalysis, therapy, therapist, therapists, customer service, customer service desk, shopping, mall"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."
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baseball, baseball teams, baseball team, baseball fan, baseball fans, baseball hat, baseball cap, baseball hats, baseball caps, sports team, sports teams, sports fan, sports fans, sports fashion, sport fashions, poser, posing, new york sports teams, new york sports, new york baseball, logo, logos, team mascot, team mascots, hat, hats, cap, caps, sports paraphernalia, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"
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mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, leaving the stove on, nuclear power, apocalypse, the apocalypse, nuclear radiation, nuclear radiation suit, radiation protection, nuclear protection, end of days, the end of days, end of the world, the end of the world, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, nuclear reactor, nuclear reactors, leaving the gas on, condition redEating the Cocktail Olive
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cocktail, cocktails, cocktail olive, cocktail olives, martini, martinis, rip off, rip-off, rip offs, rip-offs, olive, olives, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, bar, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, refill, refills, top up, top ups, alcohol"This time, she went too far."
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