Cocktail Bar Cartoons

Cocktail Bar Cartoons

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"Do you have a reservation?"

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"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

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"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

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"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

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"The guy at the other end of the bar would like to buy himself another drink."

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"Actually, right now I'm in retox."

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In and Out Martini

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"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."

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"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "

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"Been there, drunk that."

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"I thought it came with an acorn."

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"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

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"Hey, gang! Before this blast gets under way, would you all please stand for Whitney Houston's rendition of our national anthem?"

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"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."

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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

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"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

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Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."

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"Hey! Are you wearing a wedding ring?"

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"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

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"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

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Complaints Desk

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"Take me, for example. I didn't always have charisma."

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"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

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"What? Did I say something reasonable?"

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