Cocktail Bars Cartoons

Cocktail Bars Cartoons

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"Do you have a reservation?"

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"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

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"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

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"The guy at the other end of the bar would like to buy himself another drink."

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"Actually, right now I'm in retox."

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"Then one day I woke up and not only was I old, I was naked."

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"Actually, I'm not a New York Yankees fan. I'm a New York Yankees cap fan."

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"I wanted to get her a car instead of that ten carat diamond ring, but I couldn't find a fake Mercedes."

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(If the phone rings in my office, and no one is there to hear it, does it really ring? ..... oh, and the answering machine is broken.)

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"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

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In and Out Martini

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"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."

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"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."

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"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "

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Born to Stray

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"I thought it came with an acorn."

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"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."

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"Hey, gang! Before this blast gets under way, would you all please stand for Whitney Houston's rendition of our national anthem?"

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"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

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"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."

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Eating the Cocktail Olive

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"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

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"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

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Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."

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