Cocktail Parties Cartoons

Cocktail Parties Cartoons

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"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

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Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.

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"A banker, eh? Can you make a living at that?"

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"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

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"Oh, Lord! We forgot to invite any content providers."

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"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"

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"Nobody move! I think I lost an eye."

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"I spend most of my time fund-raising."

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"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

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"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"

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"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

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"He's rich, but not run-for-office rich."

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"Mr. Stephenson is the subject of a widely anticipated obituary."

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"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."

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"Come with me. I've found someone who'll talk square footage with you."

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"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"

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"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"

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"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

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"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

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"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

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"I'm thrilled that the aspirations of the oppressed might be fulfilled over there but very concerned that it might spread to over here."

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"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."

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"Has there ever been a country that had the word 'Democratic' in its name that was?"

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Conversation Pits

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"You're not one of those guys who are afraid of intimacy, are you?"

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