"Hey, Doug! Great Party!"
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"Thanks. It's vintage."
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"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."
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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."
Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.
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"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."
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"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"
"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."
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"And just who the hell are you to tell me I'm entitled to my opinion?"
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"This is my friend Ted, and this is Ted's lower-priced knockoff."
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"My friend with the long-haired dachshunds is Noreen."
"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"
"Oh, Lord! We forgot to invite any content providers."
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"One of nature's nobleman and a bag lady."
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"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."
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"One question: If this is the Information Age, how come nobody knows anything?"
"Funny. I never thought of you as having legs."
"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"
"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."
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"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."
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"The question is, Is static electricity better than no electricity at all?"
"Gee, you're not at all like your obituaries."
"And this is Tod Stillman – the black hole of fun."
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"I sell space."
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