Cocktails Cartoons

"Scotch and toilet water?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC35620
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2161x1793 pixels (unwatermarked)
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scotch, whisky, whiskey, scotch and soda, scotch and sodas, water, toilet water, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, preference, preferences, preferred, favorite drink, favorite drinks, favourite drink, favourite drinks

"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC124596
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3449x2828 pixels (unwatermarked)
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vodka, vodka shot, vodka shots, whitener, whiteners, teeth whitener, teeth whiteners, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, easy way, easy ways, vane, vanity, tooth whitener, tooth whiteners, easy, easy way out, lazy, laziness, convenience, spirits, liquor, cocktail, cocktails, barman, barkeeper, barkeepers

"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC37805
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1956x2769 pixels (unwatermarked)
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party, cocktails, parties, partying, medical, medicine, pharma, big pharma, big-pharma, pharmaceuticals, medicines, legal, law, laws, legal profession, professions, twilight, dodgy, shady, suspect, sketchy, money, earning, wealthy, corrupt, corruptions, corruption, corrupting, legal, lawyer, lawyers, shadowy, operation, operations, operating, lawful

Mimosa's Witnesses

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC121773
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5000x4855 pixels (unwatermarked)
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mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment

"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126247
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2960x2672 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drink, drinks, drunkard, drinking, drunk, alcohol, alcoholic, round, rounds, meal, meals, substitute, dish, dishes, wait, waiter, serve, serving, order, orders, ordering, glass, glasses, mains, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, unhealthy

"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122122
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3500x2574 pixels (unwatermarked)
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coffee, coffee drinker, coffee drinkers, coffee addiction, coffee addict, coffee addicts, relax, relaxes, relaxing, soothe the nerves, soothing your nerves, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, day drinker, day drinkers, day drinking, nervous, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, jitter, jitters, jittery, nerve, nerves, nervous, calm down, calms down, calming down, self-medicate, self-medication, self-medicating, martini, martinis, take the edge off, taking the edge off, takes the edge off, cocktail, cocktails, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, addicting, addictive, manager, managers, management

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC125141
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5117x3910 pixels (unwatermarked)
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piano, pianos, pianist, pianists, piano player, piano players, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, try new things, trying new things, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, classic, classics, martini, martinis, dry martini, dry martinis, musician, musicians, gig, gigs, alcoholic, alcoholics, variety

"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."

Artist:
Acocella Marchetto, Marisa
Search ID:
CC42856
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2310x2182 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, introduce, introduction, introductions, meet, meeting, dating, potential relationship, potential relationships, new relationship, new relationships, money, rich, wealthy, well-off, well off, affluent, greed, greedy, gold-digger, gold digger, gold-diggers, gold diggers, rich husband, rich boyfriend, single, bachelor, bachelors, party, parties, cocktail, cocktails, attract, attraction, attractive, get a kick

Cross eyed and crossed pits

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC36091
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2908x1909 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drunk, drunkard, drink, drinking, drinks, smoke, smokes, smoking, smoked, vices, parallel, parallels, pun, puns, drinker, drinkers, cross eyed, cross eyes, cross-eyed, cross-eyes, olive, olives, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails

"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC36754
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2006x1737 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, present, past, pasts, time, times, passage, passage of time, long time, old age, old, older, absent, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, senile, senility, old man, drink, drinking, drinks, yarn

"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC27711
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3420x2508 pixels (unwatermarked)
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france, french, scarf, scarves, pretentious, pretentiousness, cocktail party, cocktail parties, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, overbearing, cocktail, cocktails, europe, european, europeans, fashion choice, fashion choices

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC42107
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3000x2161 pixels (unwatermarked)
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uncool, party, parties, cocktails, cocktail, introductions, country music, geek, geeks, geekiness, nerd, nerdy, nerdiness, cool, geeky, trends, fashion, trend, trendy, trendiness, cool, coolness, fashion sense, husband, husbands, wife, wives, party, parties, mankoff

"To the lady in the harbor."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC85785
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3420x2383 pixels (unwatermarked)
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new york, statue of liberty, harbor, harbour, toast, toasts, toasting, salute, new yorker, new yorkers, lady liberty, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, american, landmark, landmarks, icon, icons, mankoff

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC140149
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3088x2592 pixels (unwatermarked)
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menu, menus, bartender, diner, diners, bartenders, hillbilly, redneck, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, spit, gross, disgust, disgusting, revolting, chewing, chewed, chewing tobacco, tobacco-juice, tobacco juice, bartenders, rednecks, south, southern, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, grim, disappointment, repulsive

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC138227
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2987x2571 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cocktail, cocktails, party, cocktail party, conversation, conversational, conversational skills, conversation skills, cone, dog cone, vet cone, cone of shame, collar of shame, phone, cell phone, cell, mobile, mobile phone, phones, text, texting, phub, phubbing, phubbed, polite, politeness, impolite, impoliteness, absurd, absurdity

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC140115
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2866x2112 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cocktail, cocktails, tiki, tiki lounge, tiki bar, tiki bars, fruity drink, fruity drinks, fruit drink, fruit drinks, fruit, fruits, girl drink, girl drinks, easter island, rapa nui, moai, moais, mo'ai, cultural appropriation, appropriation, tacky, cup, cups

"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC143320
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3088x2942 pixels (unwatermarked)
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office, ol, offices, office lady, women, woman, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, happy hour, day drinking, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic drink, drunk, drank, celebrate, celebration, slacking off, off the clock, on the clock, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC25084
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2008x2061 pixels (unwatermarked)
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umbrella, umbrellas, umbrella drink, umbrella drinks, drink, drinks, coffee, coffees, greasy spoon, greasy spoons, diner, diners, breakfast, breakfasts, extra mile, extra miles, waitress, waitresses, roadside diner, roadside diners, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast order, breakfast orders

"Educational TV is for people who are unable to cope with real TV."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC68302
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1446x1440 pixels (unwatermarked)
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education, educations, educate, educated, educating, educational, educational tv, tv, tvs, television, televisions, televise, real, reality, realistic, realism, cope, coping, copes, stoic, stoicism, stoically, irritate, irritated, irritates, cocktails, cocktail, cocktail party, masculine, masculinity, ego, egos, egotistical, wimp, wimpy, wimps

"You folks drunk enough yet?"

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC126384
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4521x3440 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drink, drunk, drunks, drinking, drunken, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bar-tender, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail party, party, parties, alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, binge, binge-drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, date, dates, dating, pretence, pretences, barman, bar man, service industry, service, bad service, customer, customer service, bad customer service

Cocktail Napkins for Today

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC38042
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2125x2495 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cocktail, cocktails, cocktail napkin, cocktail napkins, conversation, conversations, conversation topic, conversation topics, cocktail party, cocktail parties, club soda, club sodas, small talk, make small talk, making small talk, investment, investments, portfolio, portfolios, cliche, cliches, cliched, modern life, modern world

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC38260
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2476x2499 pixels (unwatermarked)
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broccoli, broccoli-flavoured, broccoli-flavored, broccoli flavored, broccoli flavoured, liqueur, liqueurs, disgusting, gross, horrible, grim, recipe, recipes, cocktail, cocktails, innovative, innovate, innovates, marketing, markets, advert, advertising, unappealing, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, drunks, spritzer, modern

"The guy at the other end of the bar would like to buy himself another drink."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC39112
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2156x1436 pixels (unwatermarked)
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, pickup, pickup lines, chat up, flirt, flirting, rude, rudeness, entitle, entitled, drink, drinking, drunk, drinker, relationship, relationships, dating, dates, impolite, impoliteness

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC136843
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4691x3997 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cabernet, cabernet sauvignon, martini, martinis, wine, wines, meet the parents, meeting the parents, good impression, good impressions, first impression, first impressions, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, bad impression, bad impressions, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, boyfriend, boyfriends, introduction, introductions, husband, husbands, dinner date, dinner dates, cocktail, cocktails, nerve, nerves, nervous, nervousness, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, self-medication, wine pairing, wine pairings, in-law, in-laws, inlaw, inlaws

"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC131643
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2988x2548 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dinner party, party, parties, dinner parties, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail parties, talking, talk, chat, chats, chatting, fun, killjoy, kill joy, killjoys, kill joys, introduce, introduction, honest, honesty, downer, bummer, pessimist, pessimistic, fun out of, take the fun out of, introducing, work, work party, working, working life, personality, drone, drones, office drones, job, jobs, worker, workers, employment