"Me? I'm just one of those shadowy figures who inhabit the mysterious twilight world where the medical and legal professions meet."
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It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell
"Scotch and toilet water?"
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"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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"Look, Nixon's no dope. If the people really wanted moral leadership, he'd give them moral leadership."
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"Citizen of the World, Wine Connoisseur, Husband. I may be spreading myself too thin."
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"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
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"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
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“Biggers, two more Luau Sizzlers for Annie and me and another Fog Cutter for Mrs. Grindstaff.”
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The Lesser Pyramids
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"When I first learned that men and women have significantly different ways of thinking, I said, 'Excellent! This calls for a drink!' "
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"If it's my pride, I'm not here"
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"Are you feeling all right, René? You haven't had an aperçu all night."
"I'm thinking of stopping a podcast."
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"If you have one more round it's considered a main dish."
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"I feel like all of a sudden my entire life is in the hands of some guy named Poindexter."
"That'll be twenty even—ten for the wine and a ten-dollar tax on the hapless sweater."
"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."
"I don't know—somehow, when John Travolta says 'Look at me,' it's different."
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"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."
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"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"
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