Cold Calls Cartoons

Cold Calls Cartoons

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"Oh, I'm really sorry. I just placed three million with some broker who called five minutes ago."

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"Gotta run, Peter. A new client is on his way up."

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"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."

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"Oh, by the way, do you have any money? Will you send me any money? Do you know anyone who has any money? Will they send me any money?"

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"They're the lucky ones. We're headed for telemarketing."

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A.T.&T.'s New Competitors

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"It's James Earl Jones from Verizon again—he wants to know if we still respect him as an actor."

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"Must you people always call at dinnertime?"

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"And I'm telling you you've got the wrong pole."

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"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

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"Thank you very much, but I'm more than satisfied with my present long-distance carrier."

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"They're offering special premiums if we use their service."

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"Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi..."

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"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."

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"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

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"It's O. J. Simpson. He wants to know if we can spare a couple of minutes of our time."

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"You notice how these telephone pitches always come just when you're about to achieve satori?"

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"Hello, is this Miss Davis, the nursery-school teacher? This is an obscene phone call, Miss Davis. Ca-ca, poo-poo, tushy, boom-boom..."

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"I'm so glad you've called to offer me this investment opportunity because it gives me a chance to test my new telephonic death ray."

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"Must you people always call during state dinners?"

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"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."

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"I'm for Dole, the cockeyed optimist."

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"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

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Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

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"Quick! Get down to legal! The boilerplate has sprung a leak."

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