"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."
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"So, for Ralph, Betsy, and the rest of us here at Action News, good night!"
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"Sometimes I think the collaborative process would work better without you."
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"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"
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"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting."
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"You always get the good gossip out here around the vodka cooler."
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"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"
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"Would it disturb you if I sang?"
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"I'd never go out with him, but he does give great cubicle."
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"Got your e-mail, thanks."
"Sometimes it's good just to have someone you can bounce heavy objects off."
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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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"While you were out, tiny ponytails came back."
"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."
"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."
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"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"
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"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."
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Extreme Coworking Space
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"What ever will we think about now that the genome project is almost complete?"
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"That was a brilliant observation, but it was poorly phrased."
"Denise, will you be my co-anchor?"
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"We're just like one big happy family here."
"Or maybe you're at the office and you discover that somebody has been using the copy machine for personal purposes."
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