"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"
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"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."
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Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!
A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
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A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.
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"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
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75 Years: The Commemorative Issues
"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
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"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."
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"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
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"There's more inside."
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"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."
"I was comped."
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
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"I broke up with another one. Do you want her picture too?"
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"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."
"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."
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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."
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"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."