Collections Cartoons

"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

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A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"There's more inside."

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"I was comped."

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"I broke up with another one. Do you want her picture too?"

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

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"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

"I'm pretty excited. A collection of my emails is due out this spring."

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The Death of the Blues

"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"

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