"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"
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"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."
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A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
Tags:messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out
"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
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"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
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"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, modern life, recycling, reusable, collection, collections, collector, collectors, collecting, bag, bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, shopping bag, shopping bags, grocery bag, grocery bags, editing, parring down, narrowing down, curating, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, consumerism, shopping
"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
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"There's more inside."
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"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."
"I was comped."
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
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"I broke up with another one. Do you want her picture too?"
Tags:couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, split up, split-up, splitting up, separation, separating, separations, photograph, photographs, photo, photos, collection, collections, ex, exes, old photo, old photos, old picture, old pictures, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, office desk, office desks
"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."
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"These are my leather-bound Hammacher Schlemmer catalogues."
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, oversized, large, small, medium, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf, catalogue, catalogues, collect, collected, collecting, collection, collections, consumerism, consumer, consumers, collectable, collectables, collectibles, collectible
"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
"I'm pretty excited. A collection of my emails is due out this spring."
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The Death of the Blues
"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"
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