"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"
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metamorphosis, metamorphoses, transform, transforms, transforming, butterfly, butterflies, lepidoptery, lepidopterist, lepidopterists, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, moth, moths, hobbyist, hobbyists, hobby, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, collector, collectors, collection, collectionsBad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!
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mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, bad mother, bad mothers, card collection, card collections, collector, collectors, collection, collections, mistake, mistakes, guilt, guilty, guilt complex, guilt complexes, worry, worries, fear, fears, forgetful, accident, accidents"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."
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collectible, collectibles, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, straw, straws, collector, collectors, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, slob, slobs, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, frustration, frustrations"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
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messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out"Sexy, but safe-sexy."
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artwork, artworks, buying art, collector, collectors, art collector, art collectors, safe sex, safe-sex, art dealer, art dealers, salesman, salesmen, sales man, sales men, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sales pitch, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising industryA man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.
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litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, taxidermy, hunter, hunters, collector, collectors, collection, trophy, trophies, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, pollution, litter picker, litter pickers, hobby, hobbies, retirement, retiree, retirees, old, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
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depreciation, devalue, devalued, depreciations, toy, toys, collector, collectors, collection, collections, birthday party, birthday parties, present, presents, gift, gifts, doll, dolls, collectable, collectables, investment, investments, investor, investors, girl, girls, little girl, little girls"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"
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fetch, fetches, fetching, hubcap, hubcaps, dog, dogs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, retailer, retailers, collector, collectors, collection, collections, making money, businessman, businesswoman, take advantage, taking advantage, speedbump, speed bumps, speed bump, pothole, potholes, rough road, rough roads, road, roads, road repair, road repairs"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."
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relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, modern life, recycling, reusable, collection, collections, collector, collectors, collecting, bag, bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, shopping bag, shopping bags, grocery bag, grocery bags, editing, parring down, narrowing down, curating, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, consumerism, shopping"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"
"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"
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art, fine art, fine arts, visual arts, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, value, valuable, worth, price, pay, payment, payments, money, increased value, more valuable, expensive, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, threat, threats, threaten, veiled threat, veiled threats, kill, murder, death, death threat, death threats, dead artist, dead artists, market value, art market, art valuation, art appraisal, appraiser, appraisers, collector, collectors, dealer, dealers, art appraiser, art appraisers, art collector, art collectors, art dealer, art dealers"There's more inside."
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messy, mess, messes, junk, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, clearing out, cleaning out, spring cleaning, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, garage sale, garage sales, yard sale, yard sales, tag sale, tag sales, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, sale, sales, selling, consumerism, materialism"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
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weakness, weaknesses, collectable, collectables, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, collector, collectors, collection, collections, superhero, supeheroes, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, e-commerce, ecommerce, pony, ponies, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."
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can opener, can openers, can-opener, can-openers, canopener, canopeners, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, hoard, hoards, collector, collectors, collection, tin opener, tin openers, tin-opener, tin-openers, kitchen, kitchen supplies, just in case, paranoia, magpie, magpies, accumulator, accumulators"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"
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collectible, collectibles, collectable, collectables, snowglobe, snowglobes, snow globe, snow globes, tourist trash, souvenir, souvenirs, collector, collectors, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, tourist shop, tourist shops, junk, self worth, self-worth, self esteem, self-esteem, low self esteem, low self-esteem, therapyA man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.
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book, books, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, literature, first edition, first editions, rare, religion, religious, bible, old testament, moses, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, decalogue, ten commandments, 10 commandments, commandment, commandments, stone, tablet, tablets, original, originals, collector, collectors, consumerismAdd Your Own Caption
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piano, pianos, instrument, instruments, pianist, pianists, musical instrument, musical instruments, musician, musicians, grand piano, grand pianos, collection, collections, collector, collectors, overkill, multiple, multiples, enthusiast, enthusiasts, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, investment, investments, making an investment, consumerism, consumer, consumers"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."
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pre-history, prehistory, pre-historic, prehistoric, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hoard, hoard, hoarding, horder, hoarders, messy, full, clutter, cave, caves, cave-dweller, cave dwellers, bone, bones, skull, skulls, skeleton, skeletons, body, bodies, dead, food, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, collector, collectors, storage, storage space, history, primitive, men, man, male, males"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."
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art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, painting, paintings, famous painting, famous paintings, copy, copies, forger, forgers, forging, counterfeit, counterfeiter, counterfeiters, fake, fakes, fraud, white-collar crime, crime, criminal, criminals, national gallery, master, masters, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, collection, collector, collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, news, good news, credit, taking credit, modern life"Of course, in those days they weren't so much interested in blowing people away as in just shooting them."
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gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, gun shop, gun shops, gun store, gun stores, license to carry, sales, salesmen, salesman, consumer, consumers, consumerism, rifle, rifles, automatic, semiautomatic, weapon, weapons, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, antique, antiques, collector, collectors"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."
"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."
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