Collector Cartoons

"Oh, Doctor Conroy - Look!"

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"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Sexy, but safe-sexy."

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"

"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"

"There's more inside."

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

"I bought a new canopener, but let's save the old one in case we ever have a need for a broken canopener."

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

"You're not one of those hoarders, are you?"

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"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Of course, in those days they weren't so much interested in blowing people away as in just shooting them."

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

An insect collector with a net eyes an enormous flying insect.