Collector Cartoons

Collector Cartoons

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Collector cartoon

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

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"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

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"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

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"Trophy husbands."

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Selections from the Sliced Peach collection of Shelley M.

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"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

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"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

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Add Your Own Caption

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"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

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"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"

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"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

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"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

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A man looking at his hat collection considering what he should wear that day.

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"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

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"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"

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"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

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"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

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"Sotheby's says it was the highest price ever paid for antique bottle-cap lucky shooter."

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"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

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"Of course, in those days they weren't so much interested in blowing people away as in just shooting them."

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"Sexy, but safe-sexy."

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"There's more inside."

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A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

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"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

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