Collector Cartoons

Bad Mom Cards - Collect The Whole Set!

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC32753
High Res:
2041x2947 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, bad mother, bad mothers, card collection, card collections, collector, collectors, collection, collections, mistake, mistakes, guilt, guilty, guilt complex, guilt complexes, worry, worries, fear, fears, forgetful, accident, accidents

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC124243
High Res:
4625x4076 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
collectible, collectibles, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, straw, straws, collector, collectors, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, slob, slobs, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, argument, arguments, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, frustration, frustrations

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC131228
High Res:
2813x3436 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fetch, fetches, fetching, hubcap, hubcaps, dog, dogs, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, retailer, retailers, collector, collectors, collection, collections, making money, businessman, businesswoman, take advantage, taking advantage, speedbump, speed bumps, speed bump, pothole, potholes, rough road, rough roads, road, roads, road repair, road repairs

"Trophy husbands."

Artist:
Acocella Marchetto, Marisa
Search ID:
CC43061
High Res:
2000x2600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
trophy husband, trophy husbands, trophy wife, trophy wives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, trophy, trophies, show-off, show off, showing-off, showing off, display, displaying, displayed, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunted, hunting, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, taxidermy, head, heads, mounted, rich, rich people, greed, greedy, selfish, marriage, marriages, dating, relationship, relationships, widow, widows, collection, collections, collector, collectors, gold diggers, gold digger, black widows, black widow, gender roles, gender role, gender stereotypes, gender stereotype

Selections from the Sliced Peach collection of Shelley M.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC23310
High Res:
1783x2326 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
collection, collections, collector, collectors, canned goods, tin, tins, tinned good, tinned goods, can, cans, peach, peaches, canned peaches, canning, oddity, oddities

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC134505
High Res:
2991x2391 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pre-history, prehistory, pre-historic, prehistoric, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, hoard, hoard, hoarding, horder, hoarders, messy, full, clutter, cave, caves, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, bone, bones, skull, skulls, skeleton, skeletons, body, bodies, dead, food, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, gather, gathers, gatherer, gatherers, collector, collectors, storage, storage space, history, primitive, men, man, male, males

"One day at a time, Ethel, I take it one day at a time. So far this year, it has been the usual assortment of useless junk. Last week, he located a dump scow, and he spent all this week dragging a 1929 Ford engine block out of the river. . ."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC77267
High Res:
3725x4399 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hobby, junk, junk collector, junk collectors, junk collection, junks, pastime, pastimes, collector, collectors, collection, collections, river, rivers, wife, wives, husband, husbands, marital problem, marital problems, married life, married couple

Add Your Own Caption

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC131619
High Res:
4619x2712 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
piano, pianos, instrument, instruments, pianist, pianists, musical instrument, musical instruments, musician, musicians, grand piano, grand pianos, collection, collections, collector, collectors, overkill, multiple, multiples, enthusiast, enthusiasts, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, investment, investments, making an investment, consumerism, consumer, consumers

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC141511
High Res:
2957x2874 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, modern life, recycling, reusable, collection, collections, collector, collectors, collecting, bag, bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, shopping bag, shopping bags, grocery bag, grocery bags, editing, parring down, narrowing down, curating, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, consumerism, shopping

"We collect cowboy-and-Indian paraphernalia. How much would you take for your pickup?"

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC31803
High Res:
3587x2682 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
collection, collections, collect, collects, collecting, cowboy, cowboys, dilettante, dilettantes, pickup, pickup truck, pickup trucks, pick-up truck, pick-up trucks, tourist, tourists, poverty tourist, poverty tourism, collector, collectors, hobbyist, hobbyists, class divide, class division

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC37532
High Res:
2500x2617 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC35153
High Res:
3043x1930 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painter, painters, painting, paintings, famous painting, famous paintings, copy, copies, forger, forgers, forging, counterfeit, counterfeiter, counterfeiters, fake, fakes, fraud, white-collar crime, crime, criminal, criminals, national gallery, master, masters, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, collection, collector, collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, news, good news, credit, taking credit, modern life

"Edgar, don't you think it's time you donated a wing somewhere?"

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC37514
High Res:
2955x3187 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, collection, collections, collector, collectors, collecting, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, art, sculpture, sculptures, paintings, painting, wealth, wealthy, donate, donation, donations, charity, hobby, hobbies, artwork

A man looking at his hat collection considering what he should wear that day.

Artist:
Wilson, Rowland B.
Search ID:
PB400733
High Res:
2157x2929 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hat, hats, cap, caps, baseball cap, baseballs caps, collection, collections, collecting, collector, collectors, closet, closets, man, men, fashion, style, accessory, accessories, deciding, decision, decisions, choosing, choice, choices, difficult, men's fashion, redneck, rednecks, white trash, hillbilly, hillbillies, trucker, truckers, texas, texan, texans, american south

"Some people collect miniatures, but we feel we have too much money for that."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400465
High Res:
2413x3591 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
collection, collections, bird, birds, carving, carvings, collector, collectors, dilettante, dilettantes, sculpture, sculptures, sculptor, sculptors, sculpting, oversize, oversized, impress, impresses, impressing, impressive, cultivate, cultivates, cultivating, cultivation, art collector, art collectors, art collection, art collections

"How much more would this be worth if something happened to you?"

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC131535
High Res:
3015x2327 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
art, fine art, fine arts, visual arts, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, value, valuable, worth, price, pay, payment, payments, money, increased value, more valuable, expensive, mob, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gangster, gangsters, gang, threat, threats, threaten, veiled threat, veiled threats, kill, murder, death, death threat, death threats, dead artist, dead artists, market value, art market, art valuation, art appraisal, appraiser, appraisers, collector, collectors, dealer, dealers, art appraiser, art appraisers, art collector, art collectors, art dealer, art dealers

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC138557
High Res:
2939x2567 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
weakness, weaknesses, collectable, collectables, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, collector, collectors, collection, collections, superhero, supeheroes, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, e-commerce, ecommerce, pony, ponies, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400498
High Res:
2464x3599 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
consumerism, consumerist, agenda, agendas, action figure, action figures, toy, toys, toy company, toy companies, sales pitch, sales pitches, aggressive sales pitch, aggressive sales pitches, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, complete set, complete sets, parent, parents, parenting, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, collection, collections, collector, collectors, boy, boys, son, sons, dad, dads, father, fathers, fathering

"Sotheby's says it was the highest price ever paid for antique bottle-cap lucky shooter."

Artist:
Fisher, Ed
Search ID:
PB400789
High Res:
1488x1672 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bottle cap, bottle caps, shooter, shooters, game, games, value, values, valuation, valuations, rich kid, rich kids, childhood game, childhood games, antique, antiques, antiquing, high ticket, market price, market prices, collector, collectors, collection, collections

"Over there is first dollar we ever made; next to that is the second dollar we ever made."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300711
High Res:
2400x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, memorabilia, dollar, dollars, dollar bill, dollar bills, keepsake, keepsakes, keep-sake, keep-sakes, collection, collector, collectors, certificate, certificates

"Of course, in those days they weren't so much interested in blowing people away as in just shooting them."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC23958
High Res:
1402x1444 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, gun shop, gun shops, gun store, gun stores, license to carry, sales, salesmen, salesman, consumer, consumers, consumerism, rifle, rifles, automatic, semiautomatic, weapon, weapons, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, antique, antiques, collector, collectors

"Sexy, but safe-sexy."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC29234
High Res:
3165x2640 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
artwork, artworks, buying art, collector, collectors, art collector, art collectors, safe sex, safe-sex, art dealer, art dealers, salesman, salesmen, sales man, sales men, salesperson, salespeople, sales person, sales people, sales pitch, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, advertising industry

"There's more inside."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC37764
High Res:
2941x4028 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
messy, mess, messes, junk, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, clearing out, cleaning out, spring cleaning, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, garage sale, garage sales, yard sale, yard sales, tag sale, tag sales, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, sale, sales, selling, consumerism, materialism

A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC43060
High Res:
2228x2743 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
book, books, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, literature, first edition, first editions, rare, religion, religious, bible, old testament, moses, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, decalogue, ten commandments, 10 commandments, commandment, commandments, stone, tablet, tablets, original, originals, collector, collectors, consumerism

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC34376
High Res:
2192x2006 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, arachnid, arachnids, spider, spiders, insect, insects, collection, collections, collector, collectors, bird, birds, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists, jail, jailed, prison cell, prison cells, inmate, inmates, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals