"And now may I bite your neck?"
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college, colleges, current events, current event, consent, consenting, consents, consensual, consensually, safe, safety, dracula, vamp, vampire, vampires, count dracula, dating, date, dates, law, laws, rule, rules, legislation, myth, mythological creatures, seek consent, seeking consent, protect, protective, protection, protective measures, extensive, extensively, asking, ask, asks, communicate, communication, communicated, communicating, bite, biting, bites, fang, fangsAn Honest Graduation Photograph
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debt, debts, class, class critique, critique, critical, social critique, commentary, comment, commentate, social commentary, america, american education, education, university, universities, college, colleges, school, schools, parent, parenting, parents, money, fees, fee, loan, loans, student loan, student loans, student debt, student debts, graduate, graduation, graduates, poor, cash poor"When I think of the as yet undreamed of loopholes that are going to be available to you guys!"
Yale shadow
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expectation, expectations, ivy league, ivy leagues, ivy league institution, ivy league institutions, college, colleges, university, universities, yale, yale university, legacy, legacies, legacy system, legacy systems, nepotism, shadow puppet, shadow puppets, finger shadow, finger shadows, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, pressure, pressures, pressuring, alumnus, alumni, graduate, graduates, graduated, graduating, education, college educated"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."
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alumni, alumnus, school, schools, education, educations, university, universities, college, colleges, newsletter, newsletters, news letters, news letter, news-letters, news-letter, post, poor, homeless, homelessness, pester, pestered, pestering, bother, bothers, harass, harassing, postal"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"
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parade, parades, ivy league, ivy league education, ivy league educations, college, colleges, university, universities, graduate, graduates, graduating, graduation, graduations, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, privilege, privileged, upper class, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, march, marches, marching"I think we should all be thankful that Bill Clinton never had an inappropriate relationship with Joyce Maynard."
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university, uni, college, colleges, universities, ivy league, school, schools, reading, read, book, books, author, authors, writer, writers, celebrity, celebrities, politician, politicians, relationship, relationships, affair, affairs, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, president, presidents, scandal, bill, clinton"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."
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financial statement, financial statements, tuition, tuition fee, tuition fee, university, universities, college, colleges, college fund, college funds, university fund, university funds, potential, dean, deans, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, scold, scolds, scolding, shame, shames, shaming, guilt, guilts, guilting"Thank you, but I've already provided for my children's college education."
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construction, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, architect, architects, university, universities, college, colleges, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, wealth, wealthy, boston, massachusetts, cambridge, building, buildings, dorm, dorms, dormitory, dormitories, residence hall, residence halls, student accommodation"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."
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school, schools, university, universities, college, colleges, fish, school of fish, schools of fish, first choice, first choices, alternate, choice, choices, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, fit in, fits in, fitting in, good school, good schools, shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, blend, blends, blendingThe First Day Back
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back to school, start of term, school, school days, college, colleges, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, grim reaper, the grim reaper, hell, the after life, punishments, demon, demons"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."
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metamphetamine, college students, home-, cooking, mothers, mom's apple pie, food, foods, college, college student, colleges, university, universities, move out, moves out, moving out, meth, methamphetamines, home cook, home cooks, home cooking, miss, misses, missing, mom's cooking, mother's cooking, fond, nostalgia, nostalgic, drug abuser, drug abusers, drug abuse"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."
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abstract, abstracts, scientific abstracts, journal, journals, peer review, peer reviewed, academic, academics, academia, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, trash, trashy, trashiest, scientist, scientists, trash, tabloid, tabloids, paperback, paperbacks, professor, professors, instructor, instructors, teacher, teachers, university, universities, college, colleges"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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academia, education, research, academics, academic, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, tutor, tutors, doctor, doctors, doctorate, masters, bachelors, university, universities, college, colleges, uni, pretentious, snob, snobby, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenthood"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."
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degree, degrees, college, colleges, grad, grads, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduations, uni, university, universities, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafia boss, mafia bosses, kill, killer, killers, murder, murderer, murderers, drown, drowning, student loan, student loans, student, students"The First Robin of Spring Break"
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season, seasons, seasonal, spring, spring break, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, college, colleges, college break, college breaks, student, students, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, smoking, can, cans, beer, teens, party, partying, parties, robin, robins, bird, birds, sign of spring, first robin, first robins, signs of spring, dead, dying"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
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academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracle"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."
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uni, university, universities, college, colleges, higher education, higher ed, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, tutor, tutors, student, students, educate, education, educated, adjunct, adjunct professor, non-tenure, academic, academics, academia, adjunct status, educator, educators, scholar, scholars, pessimistic, pessimism, negative, dream crusher, rank, ranking, hierarchyHarvard Business and Pleasure School
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university, universities, college, colleges, harvard, harvard grad, harvard grads, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, the other half, business and pleasure, privilege, privileged, privileges, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives entitled, entitlement"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."
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college, colleges, college deferment, college deferments, draft, drafts, draft dodger, draft dodgers, draft dodging, vietnam, vietnam war, vietnam wars, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, 60s, '60s, sixties, nostalgia, nostalgic, parent, parents, father, fathers, son, sons, education, higher education, college degree, college degrees, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing"English lit-how about you?"
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