Colleges Cartoons

"And now may I bite your neck?"

An Honest Graduation Photograph

"When I think of the as yet undreamed of loopholes that are going to be available to you guys!"

Yale shadow

"I just can't shake the alumni newsletter."

"Interesting, but we can never forget that you went to a state college."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."

"I think we should all be thankful that Bill Clinton never had an inappropriate relationship with Joyce Maynard."

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

"Is this the story you want to tell on your college application?"

"Thank you, but I've already provided for my children's college education."

"Six months from now, some Harvard guy will be standing here looking out this window."

"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."

The First Day Back

"I miss my mom's home-cooked methamphetamine."

"I've been reading the trashiest scientific abstract."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

"It's not personal. The boss just doesn't like seeing people in so much debt for such a useless degree."

"The First Robin of Spring Break"

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Harvard Business and Pleasure School

"Son, everyone went to college in the sixties - there was a war going on."

"English lit-how about you?"