"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
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"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."
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"Coordinates 135 and 350."
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"Nano a Nano"
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"Nobody told me that world domination could be so complicated."
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"Do you ever feel as though the portfolio of your manhood should have included combat?"
"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
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Hitting Saddam Where It Hurts
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"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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"Herbert thinks women should be allowed in combat."
"Let's face it—I'm a bit of a control freak."
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"No wonder we could get tickets."
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"I just feel safer in one of these."
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