Combine Cartoons

"Only time will tell whether this merger makes sense or not."

Beckett on ice

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."

The Ethel Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Skeet Fishing.

"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."

Noah's Ark Being Towed.

Blend Schools

"I pronounce you guilty as charged and wife."

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Hunka, Hunka Burning Bush.

"I'm a religious nut."

"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."

"Today, gentlemen, we trade in the brute force of the T. Rex for the cunning of the raptor."

"Why don't the women's movement and the men's movement get together and form a women-and-men's movement?"

"Maybe we need more space between Fashion Week and Shark Week."

Jack and the Beanstalk window cleaning.

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

Office of Management and Budget and Mandatory Cuts

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

A minotaur waits with his wife.