"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"
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"Who here likes impressions?"
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Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."
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"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
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"Improv – that's were the big money is."
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The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue
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Business At The Improv
"Thanks! I'll be here all night."
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"The later the set, the less they get my jokes."
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