"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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"Uh-oh - climate change."
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"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."
"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."
"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."
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"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"
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"Ironically all the guys from the hunting lodge were on the 'Nice' list."
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