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"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
"Uh-oh - climate change."
"I can't believe I ate all that salad for nothing."
"Just tell him we're taking him someplace dark where he can see the comet."
"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"