"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."
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"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.
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"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."
"When you say, 'I love you,' is it just to remind yourself?"
Thoughts about a comfort
"This will buy you four months.
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"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."
Tags:bad, bad news, bearer of bad news, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, death, dead, black humor, black humour, comfort food, comforting, comfort, food, pizza, pizzas, dark humor, dark humour, gallows humor, gallows humour, death, dead, died, dying, terminal, terminal illness, medical, medicine
"Bottom line? You're still king of about two-thirds of all you survey."
"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."
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"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"
Tags:slack, slacks, jogger, joggers, pant, pants, comfort, comfortable, comforting, cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, pleated slacks, fashion, leisure, leisurewear
"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, nurse, nurses, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, animal, animals, working animal, working animals, service animal, service animals, cat, cats, working cat, working cats, therapy animal, therapy animals, therapy cat therapy cats, comfort, comforting, soothing, cheering, cheering up, visitor, visitors, furry visitor, furry visitor, furry friend, furry friends
"I'm getting too old for a broom."
Tags:witch, witches, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, broom, brooms, broomstick, broomsticks, flying carpet, flying carpets, magic carpet, magic carpets, literature, stereotype, stereotypes, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, comfort, comfortable
"Yeah, yeah, maybe it's cyclical but I don't feel any better."
Tags:comfort food, comfort foods, comfort eating, comfort eater, comfort eaters, emotional support, cheering up, good advice, stay positive, staying positive, dont worry, be happy, depression, anxiety, nostalgia, nostalgic, bad food, unhealthy food, unhealthy eating, bad habit, bad habits, comfort, comforting, fried food, fired breakfast
"Oh, eternal life is fine, but what I really like is getting to wear flip-flops all the time."
A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
Tags:swing set, swing sets, swing, swings, swinging, raft, rafts, priority, priorities, high priority, high priorities, bored, boredom, low priority, low priorities, wrong priority, wrong priorities, useless, uselessness, rescue, rescues, proactive, comfort, comfortable, discomfort, row, rows, rowing, freedom, flee, flees, fleeing
"Have your pillows been plumped this morning?"
"Sure. Unless, of course, he's in doggie Hell."
Tags:underworld, griever, grievers, grieving, grief, kid, kids, mourning, mourner, mourners, pet, pets, family life, family-life, family pet, family pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, doggie heaven, doggie afterlife, afterlife, afterlives, afterworld, after world, comfort, comforting, comforts, grave, graves, uncomforting, un-comforting, dad, dads, kid, kids, sorrow
"We're here to experience pleasure."
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Introducing the Tofuton
"My comfort food upset me."
"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."
"They're just late-night talk shows, honey. It's not a real war."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, entertainment, late night, late night show, talk show, talk shows, tv, tvs, television, televisions, show, shows, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, comfort, comforting, consoling, war, wars, fight, fights, fighting, stress, stressed, anxious, anxiety